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Beamish

1. Wearer of Mickey Mouse polo shirts, undersized dress shirts, extremely
small dress shirts, and shirts so inordinately tight one can still manage to
see the imprint of the jovial talking mouse on his chest days later.

2. A name so infamous, that when faced with the statement "I'm in the GH band."
the only response ever heard uttered has been "Damn that sucks." Band director of
Green Hope High School in Cary, NC, there are 4 different degrees of application of the number 40/3 to this name. It is the ratio of square centimeters of
headspace to hairs on his head, as well as the ratio of younger females to
older females hes hit on throughout the past few years of his
life. Thirdly, 40/3 also
represents the the ratio of discouraging to encouraging words spoken to my friends and I throughout our high school venture (and thats being generous). Finally, and oddly enough, take away the / and it is actually his last recorded weight in lbs. Go figure.

3. See "arrogant"
4. See "cocky"
5. See "completely absorbed in oneself"
6. See "Ego the size of Asia"
7. See "Adolf Hitler", "Humpty Dumpty","Napolean Bonaparte", and "That Queer Purple Teletubbie That I Swear Carried Around a Friggin Purse." Combine them all together into a tyrannical, homosexual, bald, rotund man and it yeilds the basic premise of the kind of man we deal with on a day to day basis. (Many of you are wondering how Napolean Bonaparte plays into this description. Take this as you will... An anatomical extremity of Napolean's is on display within the Smithsonian Museum. It is measured at 1.4" give or take.)
8. See "God carelessly let the Arch Angel of Special-Ed take control of the human making process while He took a vacation to Barbados when this man was concieved."
Did you know that music, what Beamish "teaches," is also what Satan's angelic talent was before he was thrown out of heaven? Coincidence? I think not.
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Willy Beaman

Derived from the movie Any Given Sunday. Character played by Jamie Fox. Becomes obsessed with himself and makes a music video of "steamin willy beaman". Used in reference to a steamin hunny up in the club.
Prescott: "Hey you see that ho over there?"
Tim: "Hells yeah man, that girl is straight Willy Beaman!"
by Seaman U B Eaten April 27, 2006
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Beamsy

A big lover of the disco biscuits.
The only known human who's given himself, a full frontal labottomy.
Once an educated man, until his brain was fried by ecstasy.
Quite often referred to as, BEANsy as opposed to BEAMsy.
Life and soul of the party, yet always the first to crash and burn.
"Binxy boinxy bonxy beamsy"
"Beamsy? Got any beanies?"
"I am the Alabama man"
by Paul Christian Taylor July 30, 2006
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beamin

to have deservedly aquired fame and/or prominence due to hard work. one who is beamin is enjoying life and their rise to good fortune. this is a metaphor comparing one to a firework or beam of light; bright, gaining attention, and full of life.
Lupe Fiasco's "I'm Beamin" (off of the album Lasers)

"They said my future was dark, see me now?
Just look around, I'm beamin
They used to talk when I wasn't around
(Lasers)
You see me now? I'm beamin"
by kickpush12319 May 4, 2011
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beamin

An active social situation with lots of activity.
"Man this party is beamin!"
by Matt Krauel November 24, 2006
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Beamin Louis

A class of high school stereotype that includes teenage girls who drive such expensive cars as BMW's and carry around expensive designer purses made by such companies as Louis Vuitton.
"Sarah is such a Beamin Louis. The worst of it is that she flaunts it ALL the time"
by Julianne July 2, 2004
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beamis

- a guy from a band based in america.
- the word for a guys...
- a shining ray of light coming from your pants, stems from the word beam.
- basically, anything rude that you dont dare say (properly) aloud, in case of embarrasment.
- omgeesh! did you see BEAMIS the other night, he got his BEAMIS out on stage. He could do/(say) anything to me! :)
- shes a dyke, she hates BEAMIS.
- wow, thats a great BEAMIS you got there, are you happy to see me or something!?
- jeeez, this looks like BEAMIS.
by fat mo & fat al June 13, 2008
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