Beamsy 

A big lover of the disco biscuits.
The only known human who's given himself, a full frontal labottomy.
Once an educated man, until his brain was fried by ecstasy.
Quite often referred to as, BEANsy as opposed to BEAMsy.
Life and soul of the party, yet always the first to crash and burn.

"Binxy boinxy bonxy beamsy"
"Beamsy? Got any beanies?"
"I am the Alabama man"

Beamsy by Paul Christian Taylor July 30, 2006

Put it in the beams 

Lee Sebring’s signature phrase that gives chills to fellow drag racers.

Lee Sebring “put it in the beams!”

Put it in the beams by Donald Long November 10, 2019

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

A phrase referring to 9/11. This phrase is normally used by conspiracists that 9/11 was inside job carried out by the U.S. under President George Bush. The argument is that the steel beams that collapsed within the tower causing it to fall, could not have been melted by the heat from the collision of the plane. Meaning that the building could have been intentionally brought down via explosives, specifically using thermite, that can melt steel and leave no evidence behind.

Person A: 9/11 was such a mournful day in history. Screw Terrorists!!
Person B: Yeah....the terrorists are the government. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams by Dr. TS October 11, 2016

high beams

hard, protruding, erect, very visible nipples as seen through blouse or top

Man, did you see that hot bitch? She had her high beams on!

high beams by spiderbesideher December 16, 2008

shitting laser beams

When a person eats too much mexican food and upon the time of defecation the subject's feces which is expelled is so extreme and concentrated that the heat is not unlike a "laser-beam".

"Dude let's not eat at Taco Bell, last time I had some I was shitting laser beams,"

shitting laser beams by Mr. Kettleman February 13, 2010

BeamSP 

An allegedly transgender and sociopathic rapist who's traits don't even begin to describe the horrendous actions they've made throughout their life. Their traits can be compacted down into the word "BeamSP". They frequently brag about threatening to shoot up their school. They tend to act as if they aren't them under new personas, even though it is painfully obvious that this new persona is them.

Brian Ortiz: Dude I keep messaging that girl but she won't answer me, gonna follow her around.

Jason: Shut up, BeamSP!

BeamSP by TheGariest April 8, 2019

sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads 

1. From the old Austin Powers movie, the awesome quote by Dr. Evil.

2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work

As Dr. Evil eloquently says in the old movie Austin Powers: International Man of Myster:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "

" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"

sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads by Adel7 December 28, 2007