Bateman

Bateman (bate-man): To endlessly party with no concern for ones well being or financial future.

Dude, when I bateman I get 50 no's and a yes, and that's a yes!

by PartyForever September 26, 2010

shit-bate

A shit-bade is where a male takes his lap top computer to the toilet, takes a shit, and then proceeds to masturbate while sitting on the toilet full of crap. sometimes a courtesy flush is necessary.

Every day at 4 pm, Johnny always SHIT-BATES.

by johnnyshitbates August 10, 2010

Batcest

Batcest is the crack shipping nickname between Batman/Bruce Wayne and his protegee Batgirl/Barbara Gordon, made infamous in the controversial DC animated film "Batman: The Killing Joke". It’s creepy because of their age difference. It’s creepy because of how Batgirl looks up to him. And it’s creepy because he’s supposed to be her mentor. Many fans felt this was antithetical to the father-daughter relationship the characters shared and... just plain gross, since Barbara is also Batman’s friend Commissioner Gordon’s daughter.

"Of course, a bat-cestual relationship wouldn’t be the worst controversy to plague the Dark Knight in 2016" - Critic
Fan !: "Of course! That's just what we need. More 'Batcest'!

by Kathryn Santini January 19, 2019

Bated

Short term used for masterbation. Most women say its demeaning to masterbate but they secretly do it behind everyone's back quite literally.

Kristi: I saw this picture on myspace of Brad Arnold and I totally bated to it.

by munkeyman226 November 2, 2008

Bater

Def 1: A beholder of the titty. A woman, chick, babe, or bittie.

Def 2: Baters - The titties themselves

Def 1: I need to snag some baters.

Def 2: I need to smack some baters around.

by TropicThunder19 April 17, 2011

bate

An interjection used to express great joy. It most commonly used during pre-climaxes when masturbating. But, it is a great way to let the world know you are happy to be a man. It can be used as loudly, like the battle cry of a chronic chicken choker, or softly, like you would whisper to your nonexistent lover. One last use is when you know you are smarter than someone, but still feel challenged by them. You can gain the high ground by stroking your ego with a scream of BATE!

1. ugh, guh, mggh, ugh ugh guh, oogh, oo, ooooo, .... BATE!

2. Emmet: Dude, you just beat me in a battle of wits. It doesn't matter though, because I am cooler and get more chicks than you.
Ian: uh.... BATE!

by Felix Awesome October 24, 2009

bater

family from England, few in numbers but very proud of their name, also more tolerant to crude jokes then the normal being.

Man, nothing seems to bug that bater.

by Sid the fire king February 5, 2010