sketch bastard 

one who acts so sketchy in public that they bring attention to you from everyone around you.

the freshman acted like sketch bastards the first time they smoked.

sketch bastard by SStrock September 1, 2010

Conversation bastard

A person that always wants to chat but never takes the hint when other people don't have time or don't want to talk to them. They make tasks last longer than they need to be and would gladly make you late for a train with a big, stupid smile on their face while you politely try to escape from them.

Guess which conversation bastard I just got stuck with?

Conversation bastard by Billy Casper November 2, 2014

G Bastard

A term one uses to refer to not getting anything accomplished in the day. Similar and interchangeable with the term Jack Shit.

We better do something amazing tonight because I haven't done G Bastard today.

G Bastard by Camdeeznuts June 29, 2011

spherical bastard 

An individual with few redeeming characteristics. Stems from the fact that spheres appear exactly the same when viewed from any perspective. The phrase is commonly attributed to astronomer Fritz Zwicky.

Scooby's a spherical bastard, since no matter how you look at him, he's still a bastard.

spherical bastard by dziban July 14, 2007

Ol' Dirty Bastard 

Brooklyn born Hip-Hop artist. Brooklyn Born as Russel Tyrone Jones on November 15, 1968. Formed the Wu-Tang Clan with his cousins RZA and GZA. Ol' Dirty Bastard was known for his off-beat, slurred rap style and humorous lyrics. Released his first album "Return To The 36 Chambers" in 1995 and obtained commercial success with the songs "Shimmy Shimmy Ya" and "Brooklyn Zoo". Released Sophomore effort "Nigga Please". Died on November 13, 2004. 2 days shy of his 36 birthday. Since then, many "Greatest Hits" and "Lost Tracks" compilations.

Definitely the most courageous member of the Wu-Tang, with the most unique style of any hip-hop artist, ever. My personal favourite.

"This style, I'm mastered in / Niggers catching headaches, what, WHAT? You need Aspirin?"

- Brooklyn Zoo - Ol' Dirty Bastard. Return To The 36 Chambers.

Ol' Dirty Bastard by ?Bucket November 5, 2005

rat bastard 

A bastard who is characterized by devious and base intentions.

That rat bastard who ripped me off on the car deal also hits on my sister.

rat bastard by Will March 17, 2003

illiterate bastard 

A stupid thick cunt who is of a low intellect.

Book Distributor.."Excuse me sir, would you like this free book to read?"

Illiterate bastard.."No thanks, I can't read, I'm an illiterate bastard."

illiterate bastard by Caldow April 24, 2007