Air Bandit

An “Air Bandit” is someone who is a waste of oxygen. Or is “stealing” oxygen hence Air Bandit.

You are such an Air Bandit!

by Bandito John January 20, 2022

Waist Bandit

A female who's attractiveness forces you to tuck your boner into your waist band.

John: "dude Emily Ratajkowski is such a waist bandit!"
Sarah: " that's offensive"
John: "cuz every time I see her, I gotta hide my boner!"

by Dbop619 April 12, 2017

Fuzz Bandit

A soft but slightly derogatory term for a lesbian. More specifically, a lesbian that "turns straight girls".

Usage: Karen is such a fuzz bandit, she turned Marie before she knew what hit her.

Acknowledgement: this is not a sleight against the LGBTQ community and we acknowledge that sexuality comes in many forms and one cannot "turn" gay or straight so much as realise this aspect of themselves.

See also: Ass bandit, Butt Pirate

Usage: Karen is such a fuzz bandit, she turned Marie before she knew what hit her.

by Yasmin Mitchell August 21, 2019

The brand bandit!

The brand bandit is essentially the guy you takes your anal virginity in your sleep. Using his rush ability, he pounces on your ass from behind you, leaving you without the ability to walk for the next week!

Bake bliss - hey did you hear about that guy who took norbit melons anal virginity??

Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? He’s always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man that’s just the brand bandit!!

by Carrot pofter May 1, 2022

Red Bandit

The hottest red headed milf with the fattest ass you’ll ever see.

Logan pounds the red bandit into submission every night.

by RectumInspectum February 15, 2020

Nigerian Bandit

The process of committing a 419 scam through a dating app, preferably tinder, then hooking up with the person to gain their trust. Once you have committed the scam midway through sex you exclaim 'I took your monies' in a Nigerian accent ultimately fucking them in two ways.

Friend 1: what did you do this weekend
Friend 2: I gave a rich girls the old Nigerian bandit
Friend 1

by MikeOxlong419 September 3, 2020

Toilet Bandit

Crack head in Houston that ran around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for crack money.

The Toilet Bandit struck again, all the valves are gone!

by Robbiesbj July 29, 2021