No handed bandit

When you ride a bike with no hands and a handful of clout and swag

Ayo there goes Mari the no handed bandit

by Howwr October 27, 2020

Butterscotch Bandit

A guy who likes to lick the anus of his lover.

Matthew McConaughey is well known for being a Butterscotch Bandit, that’s why all the girls want to get in bed with him. .

by Mark from Dallas November 23, 2020

The brand bandit!

The brand bandit is essentially the guy you takes your anal virginity in your sleep. Using his rush ability, he pounces on your ass from behind you, leaving you without the ability to walk for the next week!

Bake bliss - hey did you hear about that guy who took norbit melons anal virginity??

Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? He’s always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man that’s just the brand bandit!!

by Carrot pofter May 1, 2022

Bandit fucking

Fingering someone with your hand in the shape of a gun, much like the way a bandit holds a six shooter

Jimmy thought Lorie was uptight, until he went about bandit fucking her all night.

by creedy July 5, 2012

Leaf Bandit

A person who roams their neighborhood grabbing other people's leaves, typically the 30 gallon paper bagged variety, for the purpose of making garden compost for the next growing season. This action is usually performed during night.

Jim is the town's leaf bandit, last year he managed to grab over 200 bags of leaves so he could make compost.

by chikken_nuggs October 21, 2018

brita bandit

A friend, or more often a roommate, who constantly finishes off a water filter, such as a brita filter, without refilling it. Note that this person also is prone to finish off other items, such as chips or hard-boiled eggs, without taking the time to make or buy more.

Oh man, I'm about to lose it with Virgil. That brita bandit had the gall to finish off my eggs and leave me with an empty dish. Don't worry though, I got him back by leaving him a surprise in his toilet.

by lemon pops January 24, 2019

Toilet Bandit

Crack head in Houston that ran around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for crack money.

The Toilet Bandit struck again, all the valves are gone!

by Robbiesbj July 29, 2021