Last night your grandma put her head under my night gown and gave me BJ's in PJ's. Then I gave her a Werther's Original for her efforts. Thanks babes.
by GRANDMOTHERFUCKERZ February 6, 2012

BJ, or short for Blackjack (not to be confused with Blowjob), is a popular card game played in casinos, where players compete against the dealer rather than each other. The objective is to have a hand value as close to 21 as possible without exceeding it. Each player is dealt two cards, and the dealer gets two, with one face-down. The numbered cards (2-10) are worth their face value, face cards (J,Q,K) are worth 10 points, and A can be 1 or 11 depending on what benefits the player more. Players can choose to Hit (draw a card) or Stand (keep their current hand), but if a player’s hand exceeds 21, they "bust" and lose immediately. If your hand is closer to 21 than the dealer’s, you win. If the dealer busts, all remaining players win. If you get 21 on the first two cards (an A + any card with 10 points), that’s a Blackjack (BJ) and you win immediately.
The dealer lost all the money in the game of BJ because I got a BJ in the last round, so he is giving me a BJ to compensate.
by Kaedehara Kazuha's wet socks February 11, 2025

1) bachelor of journalism
2) blow job (vulgar slang)
3) Boris Johnson a former Prime Minister of the UK
2) blow job (vulgar slang)
3) Boris Johnson a former Prime Minister of the UK
by N0C0D3 March 31, 2024

Self proclaimed asshole but is actually not. His goods is good good. Hidden talent puts vibrators to shame. Walls are hit on the daily. You’ll be fed with his amazing cooking skills. His specialty is 6+ inch Subway. He is selfless and is always willing to help. He is intense almost to a fault. Yacht rock music playlist can be expected to be playing in the background.
by dfdddfdDalupan June 29, 2022

A sexual act wherein a person fucks another in the ass and the person who was fucked immediately performs oral on the fucker without clean up. Sometimes called ass-to-mouth (a2m) in the porno industry.
I fucked Sandy's shitty dirtpipe, then pulled out before jizzing so she could finish me with a brown bj.
by exprmntle August 16, 2014

A god-like being who has fucked an unimaginable amount of bitches. Also is known for slaying any opposition formed against him.
by Anonymousxjskeidenbinsisn May 23, 2022
