Derogatory for a willfully problematic person not only intent on not helping anyone but himself, but doing things to hinder others. The true bastard is one to twelve steps lower than an asshole, because nobody needs a bastard. Assholes are needed to let shit out. Bastards push you into shit for their own amusement.
1- What kind of bastard takes the bolts off a port-a-john?
2- You're intentionally making the arguement worse, you bastard.
2- You're intentionally making the arguement worse, you bastard.
by Riftalope March 31, 2007
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(Pronounced bas-TARD-ih-tude.)
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(Pronounced bas-TARD-ih-tude.)
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You have no idea the depths of my bastarditude.
by Nick Wright August 12, 2006
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by Heather Can March 1, 2009
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A rascal equivalent to cuntyballs in some circumstances.
Sometimes viewed as insulting by proper bastarcunts.
A rascal equivalent to cuntyballs in some circumstances.
Sometimes viewed as insulting by proper bastarcunts.
Cor, my cellmate's a bastarcunt, he's done smashed me backdoors in!
My boyfriend's such a bastarcunt.
I'm gonna smack the bastarcunt outta you.
You such a bastarcuntin' schmuck, mum.
My boyfriend's such a bastarcunt.
I'm gonna smack the bastarcunt outta you.
You such a bastarcuntin' schmuck, mum.
by connyboy October 26, 2010
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I used to be a skinny bastard, but after following WS4SBs III, I'm a slightly-less-than-skinny bastard!
by R A W October 7, 2007
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Get the bastard house mug.A Sarcastic pain in the ass who gives everyone a hard time. Also, has the ability to turn any phrase heard into a sexual comment. Name given to me, Thanks Jill!
by pstage August 4, 2007
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