BAM e.s.

(BAM! emeral style) Usually exclaimed after insulting someone or describing a harsh story.

That asshat totally faceplanted on the rail BAM e.s.!

Douchebag1 - I skeeted in her face and said "BAM e.s.

by Emeral bambam October 18, 2008

bam bam kaboosh

to signify sex with some one in a comical location

1: where did u have sex with her at?

2: in the ball pit at chuck e. cheese!!!!

1: O.O wow your crazy

2: maybe

1: will you do it again?

2: ..............BAM BAM KABOOSH

by 'Dre J. from new kent November 23, 2009

Bam Slap

A very hard slap. The hand is extended all the way back and then brought forward stricking the face extremly hard and fast, disorienting the victim.

These slaps are Bam Margera's trademark.

Dude-Yo bam slap me.
Dude2-Ok dude. (BAM SLAP)
dude-yo dude that totally hurt but i dont care.
dude-yeah dude.

by BamFan91 November 30, 2009

Bam artist

A woman who pops out babies for income.

Damn, Roseanne is a bam artist. How many kids does she have?

by Happy Gilmore123 August 31, 2010

bam-bang-whacking

Crazy, hectic, chaotic... so mindbogglingly stressful you start making up ridiculous words.

My life is bam-bang-whacking with all these hospital visits, crying babies, and family shenanigans I'm going insane!

by The Sick Man... May 29, 2011

Bam-Boozled

When an ex that you dumped cons you into dating them, usually disguised as casual booty calls, and then dumps you for the last laugh.

EX GF: I know that we were trying to keep it casual, but why don't we give "us" another try?

DUDE: No bitch, I don't wanna be bam-boozled

by ksigtulane October 30, 2011

Bam Theory

When you think of something that in theory should work, but that is not practical.

Just heat up the shaft, take a punch, hit it with a hammer and bam it'll come out of the hole. (It is not practical because everything is covered in rust and has been stuck for 20 years.) Bam Theory. The difference between an engineer and a fabricator.

by bam theorist. May 2, 2012