Antonian

Antonian is one of the most wanna be gangster schools in San Antonio. All the guys at the school think the are tough but in reality they are all pussies. The girls there are all thots and always wanting dick in them. The guys at antonian are always mad at central catholic because the girls from their school only want central guys instead of themselves. There is never a day at the school where someone is neither high or buzzed, most of them are addicted to nicotine by now.

CC: Antonian boys think they tough, but they only act tough when they are grouped up together. Get them by themselves and they're pussies.

by xxxbrazzers1389 April 8, 2019

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Anton

Anton is the guy that every gal dreams of. His enormous cock is big enough for even the deepest girl to instantly orgasm. When people speak of Anton, they show great respect and fear for him. Many people conspire that Jesus was actually named Anton and that he therefore had a devastatingly huge cock. Many women have tried and failed to resist his charm and every last one of them ended with a fresh load of cum in their pussy

-OMG, I just had the night of my life!
-Was it with Anton?
-Of course!

by AntonÄrBäst February 18, 2021

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Acton California

A small hick town placed between Palmdale and SCV. It is inhabited by wannabe rednecks, cowgirls, bros, and bro hoes and almost everyone that lives here will stay here until they die. Only to then be buried in the local cemetery. There is absolutely nothing to do except ride horses or dirt bikes and attend pathetic parties where you will be able to see 13 year olds puking everywhere. The high school is one big trailer park (hence the name “trailer trash high”) with an illegal dome placed in the middle of the school that nobody can use. They can’t keep a principle for over a year and if they’re lucky, teachers tend to stay for an entire semester. The people who live here have to know every little detail about everyone else so they have something to gossip about in their daily pathetic lives. However, there are those select few that manage to escape by passing Vasquez rocks and realizing that Acton is a complete shithole. Then there are those who just can’t handle this town and commit suicide (which is a common reoccurrence here). If you want to survive, you must act as if you genuinely give a shit about the insignificant crap that goes on in this town and the people in it. Or pretend that you have a southern accent and state that you love Texas even though you have never even been there.

high school kid #1: "dude, i just got a job at the acton market."
high school kid #2: "thats sick dude, get money get paid."

acton resident: "welcome to acton california, whats your full name? where were you born? whats your social securty #? likes? dislikes? family tree? who do you know and what do you do? religious views? political views? i want to know everything about you because i care."

by andyourpointis June 22, 2011

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Altona, NY

Altona is where Yard Sales are the only things that bring people to the town. Duct tape is used to fix anything and everything,including houses, cars, even body parts, and it considered ALTONA CHROME. Altona is the town where men are men and so are half of the woman. It is also the town where the fire trucks are older than half of the people that live in the town. There are several burrows of the town. They include Sciota, Irona, Forrest, Flat Rock, and the Ganienken Territory. Don't get caught stealing on the territory cuz they are gunna get you.

"Is that chrome on your car?" "No, that's just Altona Chrome, or duct Tape." Yeah, you are from Altona, NY.
Altona, NY is a town full of CHEEWEES.

by Tona man derp a doo August 18, 2011

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