Austin Conger

A common species of female that has been known to exist in the Winston-Salem and DC regions. This species is often awkward and attempts to do crazy shit. The species is also very clumsy often walking into things when they are going places. They also think that they are the coolest; some might call them trend followers. They are also known to get fired up at times, often seen running unexpectedly to wherever they go. They dislike cats as they are always looking for cats to murder. Often naive and unknowing it is common to also spot them in the woods as they have been known to LOVE snipe hunts. But in the end this species is harmless as it merely floats through its life looking for direction.

"Hey Austin Conger do you think you could catch a snipe for me?"
Responce "Sure, but im not very good at it as I have never caught one before"

"Hey Austin Conger look out for that lamp post!"
Responce "To late... thats gonna leave a bruse."

"No don't kill the kitty!"
Responce "To late its already in pieces"

by A Co-Worker October 30, 2012

Austin Syndrome

Constantly showing an "I don't give a fuck!" attitude towards life.

Me: "Hey, your house is on fire."
Austin: "I don't give a fuck!"
Me: "I would let your doctor know you're experiencing Austin Syndrome really bad again..."

by Anna Incorporated September 4, 2013

austin faust

A prominent audio-visual technician from the early twenty-first Century whose name has become synonymous with dance craze known as "dabbing"
But only in cases where 10 or more people are killed as a result.

"He gave a wink and a quick austin faust, and 30 children lay dead"

by Skivmo December 13, 2016

austin simmons

Austin Simmons's are normally very attractive; with above average penis. They are your ladies men. They stay loyal during relationships and doesn't flirt/talk to any other females. Almost all of them have nice beards.

I wish I had an Austin Simmons as a boyfriend!

by heavydutymacbook March 6, 2017

austinlattie

Austin lattie is the best boyfriend that anyone could ever have he is so sweat and the cutest guy ever he also will never hurt youy and he will always be there for you, he is your shoulder to cry on the body to sleep on and he does anyone for anyone.I love him

Austinlattie i want so badly

by he best person ever July 14, 2017

austinizing

speaking without really saying anything

"What in the world is he talking about?"
"I have no idea, he's just austinizing."

by Braxl December 19, 2018

Austini The Weenie

Aunstini The Weenie is often used to describe a paragraph of a Mexican. Usually, the dude that goes by Austin and with a basic ass the last name like Sanchez. They have a tendency to be gey around guys and females avoid him at all costs. Often touches men's legs. Commonly attempts to correct everything but falls short 99% of the time.

"Look at that Austini The Weenie over there with his gay bose headphones, watching anime"

by AustiniTheWeenieisgay June 11, 2019