Autodog

When someone is so superior to another that they don't even have to compete to beat them.

Cliff is a much better runner than Rubenstein. They don't even have to race, and Cliff still wins. That's an autodog.

by autodogger February 10, 2017

Automatic Joy

An amalgamation of words that best describe happy-fun-cool better than the amalgamation happy-fun-cool.

"I saw Natalie Portman in a thong. Talk about automatic joy."

by Robert Akins December 8, 2004

automatic douche

works like a normal douche but automatic

bilza used his automatic douche for the first time,he liked

by lukeboi July 5, 2006

for automotive use only

When this warning/advice is marked on an object, it means that it should only be used, by you, behind the wheel of a speeding automobile. The higher the speed, the greater the use.

"Shit, this cell-phone hands-free set has a lable that says "for automotive use only". Better jump in the Dogde".

by Crapper McGee January 24, 2004

Automagically

When something predetermined happens that appears to happen by chance.

This lady in the store was about to make a scene, when automagically the manager and security show up.

by KingCaii December 5, 2010

autocorrector

A person who constantly interrupts you to correct your grammar, to inform you that something you said was wrong or to add detail to something that you are saying. Even if the correction is accurate or improves what your story, it's frustrating as heck. correction, correct, autocorrect, interrupt, annoying, iphone, smartphone, talk-over, talkover, last word

My brother is the ultimate autocorrector. Every time I try to tell a story, he constantly interrupts me to add unnecessary details to the story.

by joecoolthefool July 15, 2016

Autocockblock

When you say something to the girl you are hitting on that makes you loose any chance of having sex with her.

Namyr can't get a girl because he's always doing autocockblocks.

by Francisco Garcia Gonzalez October 26, 2007