Apolojizzism

An apology given in the form of sex. The best of all the apologies. Otherwise known as make up sex.

When two people get in an argument and decide that "getting it on" would be a much better way of "working it out" than to actually talk. i.e. "I was really pissed at them but their nails raking down my back during make up sex made everything better. . .for awhile.It was an apolojizzism."

by kinkythingsyououghttoknow October 4, 2011

apolojustification

apolojustification n. ( v. apolojustify )

1 A statement or part of a statement in speech or in writing, which contains both an apology and a justification, in reference the same thing.

2 A statement or part of a statement in speech or in writing, which contains both a mea culpa and a placing of blame on the person to whom the mea culpa is directed.

1 The only apolojustification I can offer is that I'm sorry for robbing you, but society had treated me better, I wouldn't have needed to do it.

2 "I'm sorry I lied to you, but it's your own fault."

by Suzy Clemens October 21, 2011

Apologive

To give apology

"I take offense at that, not gunna lie"

"I apologive no offense"

by swardyward November 6, 2011

apolojiz

Aka: Make up sex

" I know that last one was terrible, but now I think I need to apolojiz."

by QuarterLumpet May 28, 2014

apoLOLogy

An insincere apology hence the LOL therein

I offer my apoLOLogy for not having put you first before myself

by theanglingaddict October 14, 2015

apololies

When somebody apologize to you and doesn't really mean it

Apologize it's just I'm apologizing so it is a short word instead of saying she apologized and she lied you could just say I apololies

by litte me May 14, 2016

Apololiez

Apololiezpronounced. A-paul-a-lies
Apololiezit is an apology that your lying about making

An apology that you don't really mean apologizing for your just doing it to sound apologetic

Mom:"Chris apologize to your sister "
Chris:"I apololiez"

by neipher (Nifer) November 15, 2016