PTS alert

An alert when PTS are near. Normally randomly stated while the PTS are close by.

Ryan and Mike were on constant PTS alert at the mall.

by Lotto23 January 31, 2005

Amber Alert

pop punk/power pop/rock singer. She has been the front woman for many bands such as: You Tell Us, Even Heroes Lose Hope, Radio Drama and, most currently, After The How. Amber Alert currently resides in Los Angeles, CA.

Amber Alert sang the hell out of that song!

by mixtapemusings April 26, 2010

Irish Jig Alert!

Warning that "Lord Of The Dance" is playing town.

A person sees an advertising poster for "Lord Of The Dance".

"Opps, Irish Jig Alert!"

by Brian Combe November 21, 2007

alartsma

A type of taco with a machine gun attatched

I just had a alartsma

by spyrl November 8, 2003

amber alert

A coded message indicating a need to urinate. See also umber alert.

(Driving Man) Gotta pull over. Amber Alert.

by twunch March 30, 2007

red alert

having to fart while at a bar.

yell red alert, your crew moves before it smells....

by brandi-charity July 2, 2008

Dick Alert

Some sort of indicator that a person is a dick before they do or say something that clearly proves that they are a dick. It could be a subtle statement or act or anything else that isn't overt, but hints that the person will later prove without a doubt that they are a dick.

When the cop said, "It is my job to get in people's business," it was a dick alert.

by Jugs455 November 22, 2009