i almost got head

to almost get head, to fail to recieve head

dee: hey alare give me head
alare: no... maybe
dee: man five john i almost got head

by john bennett May 2, 2007

almost suck it

an answer to the question "are you hard"?

I had a semi and the girls were getting impatient as the the shy one tried to sit on my softy she asked "is it ready?" I said "almost suck it"

by themacal December 3, 2006

almost vegan

People who are trying their best to reduce and/or avoid eating any animal products (or animal by-products) or using animal based products such as leather, silk, or wool. People who are transitioning to becoming vegan and living a vegan lifestyle through veganism.

Vegans should help people who are almost vegan by supporting them to become vegan.

by The Organic Society January 27, 2019

alcosexual

A man who is attracted to beer over women. It's a growing trend over the repetitive use of the idea in American beer ads.

Girl 1: Kelsie, help...
Girl 2: What's wrong?
Girl 1: They guy you hooked me up with, turns out he's pretty weird.
Girl 2: Is he a homosexual?
Girl 1: Worse. An alcosexual.

by Smart American Male June 6, 2010

alto clarinet

Invention of the devil to throw clarinet choirs out of tune. So pitchy that the e-flat alto was delegated to the saxophone section. Rarely necessary in bands or orchestras, but when orchestrated for e-flat, line should be instead played by e-flat soprano, a bright, lively, slightly more in tune clarinet

Warning on Alto Clarinet case: Hazardous contents. Avoid contact with hands and mouth. If heard, immediately flush ears with Brahms or Mozart. More volatile in numbers. Also, should not be combined with amateur oboe or string player, as such a mixture has a significant correlation with the development of bipolar disorder.

by Experienced clarinetist May 1, 2006

almost-Todd soup

Menstrual blood. Used especially in reference to performing oral sex on a woman who is menstruating (i.e., earning one's red wings). Derived from the blood's soupy appearance. Also recognizes that the menstrual material might have otherwise become a fertilized egg and one day a child (perhaps named "Todd").

Because my girlfriend is on her period, I won't go down on her. I don't want to taste the almost-Todd soup.

by The Dude & Cid November 10, 2008

I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

when things get really scary, but not really that much scary

I was so afraid that my boss would fire me right away, that I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

by Hybaj May 7, 2011