Alco-troll

A woman who is Chugly, even through high powered beer-goggles!

Heyyy duuude, check out that Alco-troll over there. I think I'll opt for the Ménage a Moi

by Davey Cadaver December 25, 2007

alco-whore

A person who can be bought with quality alcoholic beverages.

Don't worry, she'll definitely sit down with you if you schedule the meeting at that new microbrewery. She's a total alco-whore, especially for pale ales.

by Lou Conrad May 15, 2008

alcohol contact

a person who is of legal drinking age and uses his/her privilege to provide alcohol to minors that he/she keeps contact with

Dude you got any booze?
No, but I can call up my alcohol contacts, they'll get me some.

by UM North Quad April 24, 2010

Alcohoism

When a woman dresses or generally behaves in a slutty fashion to get men to buy her drinks
(portmanteau of alcoholism and ho)

"Did you see that blonde at the bar?"
"See her? I bought her a drink!"
"You shouldn't support her alcohoism like that."

by deliciousbrains May 18, 2010

AlCan highway

The highway between Alaska and Canada.
It was 2,700 kilometers long when it was built in 1942. Recent reconstruction has shortened the highway to 2,232km.

I've flown a few times in the past, but I've also taken the AlCan highway up one other time.

by VIPYan May 16, 2014

Alcohol

The sole reason for waking up, and the main way of falling asleep

Son: Dad ease up on the Alcohol it's becoming a problem
Stepdad: It's not a problem until I stop drinking
Son: But you've never stopped drinking in your life
Stepdad: Exactly

by Spumbag257 November 2, 2018

alcohol-free

A term used to describe a beverage not worth consuming. This term is usually used to refer to cocktails made without alcohol, but it can be used to describe any drink that does not contain alcohol. Unless you are underage or driving, there is zero reason anyone would consume an alcohol-free beverage.

Tim: I'll have an alcohol-free margarita
Steve: Why? Are you the designated driver?
Tim: No, I just don't like drinking
Steve: This is a bar, and we serve alcohol. Please leave and be sober elsewhere.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 6, 2022