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Alan. my crush. I'd suck his dick in an instant. he's the hottest and greatest person to exist
"Alan. my nigga. quite literally my nigga I'm gonna marry him"
by bigblasiantiddies June 9, 2022
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Alan

Nunca se emborrachen con el es el amigo que termina muy borracho y se olvida de quién era, es divertido, carismático aunque también es algo mentiroso. Le cuesta decir las cosas tiene un súper caparazón y nunca se deja ver cómo realmente es. ¡Ánimo Alan puedes ser tu mismo!
Es Alan el chico que estaba ebrio en la anterior fiesta
by Aleacimbad November 25, 2021
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Knocks down food with school bag and steals your motors
Alan wtf!!
by Steve disciple July 30, 2019
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Alan

Shits about 20 times a day and snorts coke monthly screeches when you steal his kill in any game and changes his hair color every 2 month
Person 1 sorry i took your kill
Alan FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU
by Cenki May 15, 2022
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Hot mf, with a 69 inch dick. He fawks your gf in the back and sucks her non-existent peen.
The Alan shoved the glizzy up yo gf butt.
by Suckmyd69 December 7, 2020
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Alan Kerr

coolest nigga on the block. This mutafuka is 6'9 feet tall and can fuck yo girl in 7 seconds.
he's also called lil bill as he is a fuckin rapper. He can rape eminem in 8 seconds.
he's also friends with Johnny sins and does shot up a whole block in a second.
Alan Kerr is the hottest nigga alive fr fr
by BJ no life November 23, 2021
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Alan would be an amazing Grandad to anyone. He is kind at caring and loves cars. I knows when somthing is rong and tries to make it right
by 15476 March 10, 2022
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