Canadian Sex Act 

A long form, improvised joke — rarely told on stage — like The Aristocrats, but it involves Mike Myers, Wayne Gretzky and the corpse of Alan Thicke. The punchline is always… “So the Mountie turns to the Prime Minister’s wife and says, ‘now that’s what I call a Canadian Sex Act.’”

The classic Canadian Sex Act is rarely performed in public. It’s usually done amongst a bunch of comedians late at night, after hours when some speculates about the cleanliness of the Prime Minister’s wife’s beaver.

Canadian Sex Act by MrVulgarity October 13, 2022

Vile sex act 3 

Right after you blow your load in her mouth, duct tape her mouth shut. Then unleash your fury onto her jaw until she is knocked out. Then, take her to the nearest emementary school and tie her up to the flag pole naked.

I would love to be those kids...

Vile sex act 3 by Marshall, Adam and Travis December 13, 2003

ex-act 

A person that started as an actor but later on became a singer.

Selena Gomez is the best ex-act of all time.

ex-act by buybacktoyouonitunes July 27, 2018

the act of being ugly 

The "act of being ugly" is totally different than just being ugly. Just being ugly is like you walk down the street and see someone had a wart on their nose or a bald spot or something creepy like that. Commiting "the act of being ugly" is to choose on your very own to be ugly. That is an awful act. Such an awful act like that deserves severe punishment.

"Omg, Elaine is dressed like a freekin goth again. Steel toed boots? Fish nets? Chains? What an act of being ugly! The ugly police would drag her out into the road and shoot her."

"Ugly people suck. I hate them. Each and every one."

the act of being ugly by runnergirl5100 January 31, 2005

Immigration act of '92 

The excuse and series of laws in which one or more male(s) generally in pairs, between the ages of 15 and 17, use against younger women as a way to avoid certain confrontation over specefied subjects, or to hold undeserved authority.

"no you can't have your beloved waynes world video back due to the immigration act of '92."

"The immigration act of 92' prevents me from going into further detail about your missing movie."

Immigration act of '92 by iwantmymovieback August 24, 2008

trash act 

The opposite of a class act. In other words, someone who exemplifies all characteristics of trailer trash or white trash.

Imagine: a couple, standing at a bar. The girl is teen pregnant, baby bump hanging out, with thin, greasy hair and a dumb look on her face. Don't forget the tramp stamp. The guy is goateed, wearing cut offs, a sleeveless shirt and a dumb look on his face. Epitome of a trash act.

trash act by kazooiedog July 20, 2011

condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act 

An extremely annoying but relatively common theatrical routine performed by certain types of local hipster musicians that seems to come easily, requiring little rehearsal in advance. While all creative people are understandably prone to a certain degree of self-absorption, these individuals are forever engaged in obnoxious self-promotion campaigns, celebrating their musical endeavors in a manner designed to give the impression that they are infinitely more successful, talented, and adored than the everyday, basically unknown “artist.” Recurring themes include: stating that they could—but won’t—drop names (and then dropping them), backhandedly complimenting your own efforts (with a smirk), and offering to do everyone a favor by playing their latest “demo” at parties. As with all such routines, the ‘condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act’ is nothing more than a sad attempt at obscuring the truth (which is that they have cushy but unfulfilling day jobs), as well as an opportunity to wear those gay fedoras.

Dude #1: Are you going to Dan's tonight?

Dude #2: I’ll pass. I need a break from his condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act.

condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act by Look at me! I'm a vegan! Yay! June 1, 2011