carter amish

A group of people that wear Amish clothes and use horses but also respect other people’s believes and let’s others join in their services. They say grace before lunch to piss off the teachers and are fucking

Awesome, everyone loves them.

See him he’s a Carter Amish man

by Carteramishman October 7, 2021

Amish Pillow Maker

The act of petting a woman’s hair while she sucks on her man’s nipples.

Her hair smelled so good while doing the Amish Pillow Maker. It made the experience so much more enjoyable.

by Geef Sr July 17, 2021

amish rub

Getting back to the basics, but aggressive work ethic to churn your butter, with zero wind assist from an electronic device.

Bill about to get an Amish rub...

by Magic8Bullp May 15, 2021

Amish Gap Year

Amish Gap Year is a life changing experience that gives you a new perspective on life

Holy shit that coffee shop (Tous Les Jours) was so good, it was our Amish Gap Year

by Big Bakey October 19, 2024

Amish Paintball

When a woman on her day of the month bends over, forces herself to sneeze and blow out her used tampon onto her unsuspecting friend(s)

Girl one: want to play some Amish Paintball with me?
Girl two: what's Amish Paintballing? Do we, like, throw tomatoes at each other? Hehe.
Girl one: no, you play it like this! *bends over and sneezes out and shoots used tampon onto girl two*

Girl two: EEEEWWW!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU ARE, LIKE, SO FUCKEN GROSS!!! *bends over and sneezes and shoots her own used tampon back*

by AFellar November 8, 2024

Amish Masturbate

To "Amish Masturbate" is to masturbate without the assistance of any modern technological advancements.
This means no screens, no porno, no vibrators, and no masturbatory aid of any kind.

Man, I've been watching too much porn lately. I think I'm going to exclusively Amish masturbate for a while.

by Epileptic Squirrel Rapist December 7, 2024

amish hand job

An Amish hand job is when your partner uses their non dominant hand to perform. The result is a clumsy, sloppy, poorly gripped job such as an Amish person would give as they don’t know what they are doing.

“I’m so frustrated. I asked my wife for a hand job and she was not into it. She used her left hand so she could lay on her stomach and go to sleep. Felt like an Amish hand job.”

by Skilled sailor June 24, 2025