after the jump

The “jump” is the place in a newspaper story where the story moves from page A1 to, say, page A23. Numerous studies show that the overwhelming majority of readers do not bother to follow the story past the jump line. Although you don’t see it when you read newpapers on the internet, most people read newpapers in the print form – and savvy editors use the power of the jump to their advantage. Humorously used by the blogosphere to indicate information that will be added in later.

After the jump, we'll discuss the President's foot fetish.

by Armando Perez April 17, 2005

poop aftershock

The feeling of slight soreness/dull aching pain following the act of immense bowel cleansing, coming from the anus expanding to a, sometimes, seemingly unbelievable amount.

Bobby: Are you okay, Chuck?
Chuck: Oh, I'm alright, I'm just experiencing some pretty horrendous poop aftershock.
Bobby: I told you not to have that fourth bean chalupa last night!

Sometimes I can barely walk after I take a huge POO! DAMN YOU, POOP AFTERSHOCK!!!

by Ashley and Abby February 9, 2008

lincoln park after dark

the hottest nail polish. i dont care if everyone and their mother is sporting it. Some peeps wear black nails, that's not as hot as LPAD but I'll let it slide...

Guy: Damn, you're hot.
Me: I know, its my lincoln park after dark nails...

by mar cor January 10, 2008

afternoonish

sometime after you get up from a long night partying, where you need to get something done, or a person wants to meet but you aren't completely sure when, but want to, so,.

obviously, after 12 noon but before nighttime

Hey,... when you wanna meet today?

I'm not sure but definitely afternoonish

by scubasteve919 April 29, 2011

After Shame

The feeling of disgust towards ones self after masturbating.

Well I'm done jerking it. I'm a disgusting human being. After Shame.

by Otusdewd March 21, 2012

aftermac

after you've eaten a mcdonalds meal and you feel proper sick.

i just had 3 big macs, i've got insane aftermac

by zane overkill March 21, 2007

Afternoon Delight

Afternoon Delight
The Starland Vocal Band

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
a little afternoon delight.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Please be waiting for me baby when I come around.
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Repeat chorus.

Ron Burgundy was enjoying an afternoon delight with the lady of the house when Brick sprang up from under their floor panels.

by Gojiman December 29, 2007