by Hahahahguy June 18, 2018

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by hamish barren August 18, 2024

Someone who thinks they pull skill moves off in fifa pro clubs, however is unable to pull off even 2.
by Stop doing skills cunt June 13, 2018

Phrase: To be notoriously late, with the intentions of being punctual.
When one has achieved the level of consistent tardiness to the degree that one's friends, family, and co-workers automatically add an additional 3 plus hours (up to several days) to any stated arrival time, therefore not to be frustrated by the lack of punctuality.
When one has achieved the level of consistent tardiness to the degree that one's friends, family, and co-workers automatically add an additional 3 plus hours (up to several days) to any stated arrival time, therefore not to be frustrated by the lack of punctuality.
Brian, "Where's Tina with that side dish she promised to make?"
Alex, "She's probably on Shannon Time."
Brian, "So tomorrow then? Cool."
Alex, "She's probably on Shannon Time."
Brian, "So tomorrow then? Cool."
by Sasha Pringle September 27, 2019

A Shannon is a crazy manipulative woman that doesn’t care who she steals from or hurts she thinks very highly of herself which is great for her
Oh my gosh she’s being a shannon
by Jackilin February 4, 2023
