Shannon

When someone shotguns a beer while in the shower but as they shotgun it they shit themselves and allow it to run down their legs. The more explosive the shit the better the shannon. Typically played by those in Covid-19 quarantine...

Hey have you heard of Shannon, I'm thinking about trying her out what with being in quarantine and all.

by Hahahahahaha2319 November 11, 2020

Shannon

That half ass bitch that waits in the wings for years desperate and single, to pounce on your ex because she likes sloppy seconds, toxic relationships and the married men she was dating don’t want a strong two anymore.

Me and my ex broke up, then that Shannon hit up my friend to get my ex’s number.

by FunnyEx October 26, 2020

The luis Shannon show

Not racist snowflakes are nonces

That the luis Shannon show bloke is well good and not racist and snowflakes are stinky nonces

by Boris shnelevlickock December 27, 2020

shannon

so hot yummy, dannon is her nickname, loves reece stenhouse xo

shannons bum is so smelly but yummy!

by die cherrie xoxoxox February 19, 2021

Shannon

When you lose 5 NFL fantasy matches in a row

so you lost again aye, thats 5 in a row.. man you had a shannon

by gebangers October 9, 2023

shannon

somebody who will tell you they will arrive to your party but then ignore you right before it's supposed to start, then not respond to any of your messages for weeks

"hey, how did your party go?"
"great, except someone pulled a shannon!"

by NumberOneBallbagLicker November 5, 2023

circling over Shannon

expression, Irish English.

When an individual stalls for time in order to appear somewhat sober when in reality, they likely are far from sober.
Based on a diplomatic incident in Shannon, Ireland on September 30, 1994 where a heavily inebriated Boris Yeltsin circled over Shannon Airport for an hour on his aircraft, before landing and refusing to come off for a while before emerging, seemingly sober but only if you didn't look too closely.

"Ah, but surely we can go now. If we stall much longer, his da will think we're both circling over Shannon!"

by S. J. M. November 18, 2023