Mats

Mats is a name originally used on boys with extraordinary large penises! If you're a girl and are searching for one of these Mats', you will notice a Mats by his unique, handsome look. But don't worry, a Mats takes what he gets as long as it has tits and a shaved pussy.

Girl: Wanna fuck?

Mats: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!

Girl: Come on!

Mats: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?

by Limeled December 8, 2017

mat bernier

mat bernier is a term used for a man who is super sexy and who is insane at wheeling girls

man lets mat bernier up in this bitch

by whorah August 6, 2011

Zombie Mat

A laundromat that is gross, dirty, disgusting, scary, or where you don't want to go to. Commonly will have broken or out of service washing machines, old equipment, and an overall hostile environment. Equipment is unclean (disease can spread), and probably hasn't been cleaned in a couple of months.

No I don't want to go there. That place is a disgusting Zombie Mat. Let's go to WaveMAX® Laundry instead! It's always clean in there.

by Cring=oops March 23, 2020

mat chan

A person with a face that looks like a big fat chode.

One does not simply unsee a mat chan.

by Mat Chan July 27, 2017

Mat lip

The tar or residue left on your lip after having a bong

Here’s a wipe Lisa you have mat lip

Should I bring some tissues just in case we get mat lip

Oi you have mat lip.

by V Taranaki April 1, 2022

Mat-Trex

A wierd disabled kid Who tinks hes a dinosaur

He is a gaylord , Mat-Trex

by Jemoederopeendriewieler June 6, 2017

jizz mat

female or male who enjoy large quantities of sperm in their mouth or on their face

Niko, stop being such a fucking jizz mat and come here!

by scrodum tazzer August 20, 2009