Me in 4th grade:"You ugly donkey."
Me now"You ugly jackass!" You Donkey meaning another word for ass or jackass.
Me now"You ugly jackass!" You Donkey meaning another word for ass or jackass.
by Amoniglue November 24, 2017
Thelma was doing the Donkey Shuffle and getting her chores done while Jim followed her around pillaging her anus.
by thetendertaint January 04, 2018
Bruh when I was getting brain last night I pulled it out of her mouth and performed the donkey swing technique and accidentally poked out her eye.
by Dino Nuggets April 11, 2019
A sog donkey is an amazingly dull person, lacking in personality and/or conversation. Sog donkeys also tend to moan a lot about things which are not that important, making you wish you could either end their lives to save your own suffering, or end your own if you are worried about the repercussions.
Sog donkeys do not deserve friends.
Sog donkeys do not deserve friends.
by Free_Bird January 23, 2014
When you are having anal sex on your kitchen next to a plate of waffles, and a donkey busts through the window, allowing the glass to sever your leg. The donkey then proceeds to fuck you in your leg stump.
Person 1: "Why isn't Johnny in for work today?"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"
by Smallman Wumbie June 01, 2017
Donkey pox is a rare disease that one contracts thorough anal to anal breathing IE- Sharing farts within rectums.
by Donkey pox August 07, 2022
One who murders midgets or other small people for expressed necrophilic purposes.
Dizzle Donk - verb, alt. noun
Dizzle Donk - verb, alt. noun
Willie Wonka: Charlie, where all my Umpa Loompas at?
Charlie: Me and my crew dizzle donk'd those fools.
Willie Wonka: You a dizzle donkey?
Charlie: Word.
Charlie: Me and my crew dizzle donk'd those fools.
Willie Wonka: You a dizzle donkey?
Charlie: Word.
by honeysuckle murder March 28, 2006