Rule 34N

Addendum to Rule 34 of the Internet, which states that if something exists, there is porn of it. Rule 34N simply adds that the time it takes to find porn of x is a function of the degree of mental-emotional distress you will encounter as a result of gazing upon said porn.

I invoked Rule 34 on scorpions last night. It took me three hours to find the porn, and a whole day of dry-heaving and washing my eyes out with bleach before I could get near my computer again. Next time I'll remember Rule 34N.

by meigwokyan September 12, 2013

3/4 wrap around

When a person has a bowel movement that wraps 3/4's of the way around the bowl.

Dude, check out this picture of the 3/4 wrap around I laid today!

by headhunter1898 January 23, 2010

3/4 Chub

Like a half-chub, but the penis is closer to being erect than a half-chub.

"Dude that straight up gave me a 3/4 chub."

by OwMyBodyHurt April 9, 2019

343 Guilty Spark

A character in Halo that looks like a flying blue lightbulb. It also makes in appearance in Halo 2.

343 Guilty is so annoying the way "it" speaks.

by Indringa July 21, 2005

9 3/4

A train station that takes you to Hogwarts.

This way to platform 9 3/4

by Somerandomguy October 27, 2018

splay 2,3,4

A common exercise used by rowers for training. Beginning in a standing position, on the word " splay " one drops to the ground extending all fours and then on the count of "two, three, four" one returns to the original upright position. This is then repeated the desired number of times.

This technique is also commonly used as a sexual ritual between rowing partners.

"Hey man, that rower girl you were with last night was HOT!!! How did you tap that?!"

"Yeah i know, all i did was a couple of 'splay 2,3,4's and she was mine bruv"

"siik!!"

by rower234 October 15, 2009

349

Judgement of the shallowest nature passed upon men; scale of attractiveness.
(341- ugly, 349- yum)
Otherwise applied in reference to rather strikingly attractive and usually TAKEN men. Favoured for its mystery and seemingly innocent connotations, thus proving useful when stalking manflesh.

Dalena: omg!
Jayne: 349!
Eliza: woo!

by Buttonwood January 6, 2009