Tard guard

A tard guard is a safety mechanism put in place to prevent people from doing something that anyone with normal intelligence wouldn't do anyway.

I was late for work because the tard guard on the garage door opener is broken. Everytime the door is nearly closed, it stops and opens again.

Tard guard by butlerj January 11, 2018

Tard-wrangler 

Someone who exerts dominance over sassy tards.

Oliver is a master tard-wrangler

Tard-wrangler by Banana Hammie November 4, 2019

Tard Bucket 

Someone very stupid or goofy. Usually acting out in ways that show they are oblivious to their issues, problems, retardation, sillyness or character.

Loki is such an effing tard bucket!

Tard Bucket by Loki June 19, 2006

Tard-nation 

Characters from the television series and film "Avatar: The Last Airbender" draw on the four classical elements common to many ancient philosophies for bending arts: Water, Earth, Fire and Air.

We augment this list to include the element of 'retard', here abbreviated 'tard'. Retardation is an element common to all nations, and benders of this element are incredibly common. A tard-bender is thus someone exceptionally skilled at taking their retardation to the next level in a truly gifted and public manner.

Someone demonstrates their tard-nation bending when they attempt to perform drunken urban pole dancing on a no-parking sign in the middle of a Sunday afternoon on busy street. See also "no talent ass clown."

Tard-nation by TardNationAdvocate December 13, 2010

Tard Card 

Also known as a food stamp card. One might be issued one of these by the government if they're too retarded and/or lazy to work for sustenance or if they're a mooching leach bilking the system and lying about aspects of their lives so that they pocket the cash when selling discounted groceries to others using said tard card.

Jenny: I'm too fucking stupid and lazy to work but whoring around and squirting out maggot children is so much fun.

Steve: Go to the welfare office and get a tard card so you can at least feed your maggot spawn and your fat stupid lazy ass.

Tard Card by despicablehypocrit January 2, 2012

tard baby 

ether a retarded baby or a very ugly person

Wow, with Jeff's new hair cut he looks like a tard baby

tard baby by poopmaker October 2, 2005

tard slut 

A Tard Slut is an ugly slut who gets pleasure from retarded things as well as being a slut, and who lives in the small town of George.

Neal called mandi a tard slut as sam and brendon watched on and nodded their heads in agreement!

tard slut by Prudence The Naughty Pilgram March 6, 2005