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America’s Tits

Tits so perfectly round, voluptuous, soft, voluminous, perky, and gorgeous that they become government property. Similar to a national park, these tits are proudly on display for all Americans to admire and worship.
Look at that blond topless chick on that boat - damn she’s got America’s Tits. They’re so perfect they belong on Mount Rushmore. She makes me proud to be American.
by True_X_Blue May 18, 2025
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kingpin tits

dappa " geeez look at ethels nipples!"
hocknose " wowzers! they are protruding through her t-shirt big time!!! defo kingpin tits right there!"
by Gollywobble May 28, 2025
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Tits

A replacement word for positive acknowledgments like: awesome, cool, sweet, gnarly, stellar, wicked, fuckin right!
Bro 1: I got a new tattoo of a monkey's butt hole around my belly button that's bending over with your face on it!
Bro 2: Tits!
by baleiby6 July 14, 2020
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tit gag

When you put a whole single tit in your mouth, and due to your jaw not being able to engulf any more tit, it therefore possesses a sort of ball gagged sensation. And since it is not a ball gagging you, rather the tit, it is then coined as the term “tit” gag.
Gabriel was tit gagged by her ginormous mommy milkers.
by luvsbunnies August 23, 2021
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Tits naked

She still had pants on, but she was tits naked bro!
by Big Muscles001 December 13, 2019
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Tit-calming

The act of calming one's tits by doing calming things. Like tit massages.
Becca: WHY ARE YOU SO ANNOYING?
*Vinit calms tits*
Becca: Wow, Vinit, you have mastered the art of tit-calming.
by TitsFromDahisar November 7, 2019
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Tit to arm ratio

A phrase referring to the proportional relationship between a woman’s breast size and her arms or hands. It’s considered a "nice tit-to-arm ratio" when her breasts are slightly larger than her arms, creating a balanced yet noticeable contrast. The expression gained prominence on Reddit following its use by user "dog-on-meth" in reference to the popular streamer "susu jpg."
I mean look at her tit to arm ratio, i would totally travel for that
by radiosmoke February 23, 2025
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