Trout Kiss

A trout kiss is a series of small, rapid kisses that can be sent through the air, or applied to the forehead, cheek or, more romantically, on the lips.

It’s an innocent form of affection that’s suitable for couples, while being silly and sweet enough to be family-friendly.

It’s called a trout kiss because the series of kisses causes you to make a fish-like face.

Daniel estimates that he gives Julie somewhere between 50 to 1,000 trout kisses per day.

by Joness Jones February 19, 2025

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kiss a chinaman

A slang phrase for vaping a disposable electronic cigarette.

It's a reference to Chinese factory workers who 'directly' test every stick before it leaves production line.

Youngster A: Hey dude, wanna kiss a chinaman* after school?

Youngster B: Sure man. Damn, I want to kiss a chinaman* so badly. That's the only thing on my mind since morning.

*(In some regional variations, the second part is silent)

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Kiss my foot

A more polite version of "kiss my ass."

Friend: "He said you were too mean to him."

Me: "Well, he can respectfully kiss my foot. I said what I said."

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Jailhouse Kiss

When a pair of prolapsed puckering anuses make contact with each other. Typically this is seen as a lesbian act. Multiple smooches in succession are referred to in plural as jailhouse kisses.

The two lesbian inmates performed gave eachother seven jailhouse kisses before the prison guard arrived with her string bean clit to set them right.

by anonymous April 29, 2024

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