2 definitions by megaweirdo
The name given to a complete and utter nonce who scrounges around the Earth looking for someone to give them the smallest bit of attention. Tends to be spekky as fuck and claims to be class at maths when in reality they are mediocre at best.
Lauren: “Who’s that girl who’s just been added into our group?”
Jamie: “Oh, the one with four eyes? Thats just our mongrel.”
Jamie: “Oh, the one with four eyes? Thats just our mongrel.”
by megaweirdo January 22, 2019
The name given to someone who sucks the farts out of other people’s arse to gain friends, or acting the victim in every situation to stop from said shepherds to still love their sheep
J: “I am the victim, S and L, I just wanted some friends! I am shit at fortnite, please be my friends although we have nothing in common and I am a solid 4 kiss-arse whereas you are 10’s!”
S: “ok”
L: “ok”
S: “ok”
L: “ok”
by megaweirdo January 22, 2019