the gloat

While hanging out with friends, secretly get the goat out and then sit on a friend's lap. Used in penis showing game.

Taylor: "Lets go hang out with some females"

Evan: "no, i want to lay on the couch and play call of duty"

Taylor: (with the goat out, and sitting on evan) "THE GLOAT"

Evan: "WTF MAN!?!?! your F'ing nasty!!!"

the gloat by Taylor20 February 4, 2008

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The Gardener

"Plant a seed in her dirt hole and see what grows"

After a morning fuck session following a one night stand, you big spoon her while your dick recovers for another round. While recovering, you let it slip in her ass so she doesn't realize it till its too late. At this point, she either digs it or she bolts...either way, you win.

Travis was done messing with the broad, she needed to leave or let him put it in her ass so he gave her "the gardener"

The Gardener by awac March 19, 2009

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Willie the Great

1. Well its pretty self-explanatory
A Great person named Willie
Me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person: Holy Crap it's Willie the Great

Willie the Great by Willie the Great April 20, 2005

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beat the greek

to masturbate.

My mom busted me as I beat the greek in my room.

beat the greek by vastard February 27, 2010

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The Great Oppression

The name for the phenomena of the American economy sinking into the quicksand of Obamanomics to depths equaling or surpassing those of The Great Depression.

Roosevelt spent and grew government transforming a narrow financial crisis into: The Great Depression. Obama is spending and growing government transforming a narrow financial crisis into: The Great Oppression.

The Great Oppression by RTHTGakaRoland June 29, 2011

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mind in the gutter

definition for half of the pervs on this site. you know, the ones that teach 6 year olds what a blow job is! I hope you all feel very bad for hosting such rotting words!

Bob: "Hey kid, let me tell you what a blow job is."

Kid's Mom: "Hey! Is your mind in the gutter perv?!"

mind in the gutter by Other K September 23, 2008

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out the game

drunk out of your mind, wasted.

how ya feelin man? dude, i'm totally out the game.

out the game by tburch March 11, 2005

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