call in the troops

When you are feeling upset, or have a mountain of courswork to do you feel like you need some help or you feel like you need to "call in the troops"

Bob: Mate you alrite

Dave: nah i gota somehow find a way of getting outa of going down on sarah

bob: do you need to call in the troops on this one

Dave: yes i do

call in the troops by fvvrevrwvvwefvevvvv May 18, 2009

King of the Throne 

When you are sitting on the toilet, taking a dump, getting a blowjob, while eating a sandwich.

Hey man, last night, my girlfriend made me king of the throne.

King of the Throne by shagless00 April 8, 2011

blood in the tits 

When something is pure awesomeness. Normally used to describe the person being awesome or the event he/she is being awesome at.

1.girl: Yo did you see j.damps walking out with another chicks pants?
Guy: ya man, she was totally blood in the tits.
2.guy1: Yo last nights concert was f*****g amazing.
Guy2: ya man it was blood in the tits!

blood in the tits by WhereRmyPants October 17, 2011

nature of the twack 

The retarded dysfunctional way people behave under the influence of crystal meth. This includes making numerous stupid decisions, inability to be able to prioritize anything important, hundreds of assonine projects that will never not only never get finished, but most certainly should never have even been started! All these projects are a stupid waste of time and counteractive to any kind of productivity. Diving in dumpsters, bringing stuff into the house, trying to organize stuff inside the house, then bringing stuff out of the house, while still backed up on deciding the purpose of stuff all ready in the house from previous nights that has now lost it's inital thrill and mad crazy possibilities. This is assuming if the person even has a house! Endless hours of porn watching, poopsterbating, cheating on their significant others, stealing and hours spent plotting up ridiculous schemes to defy the "man" and some how get around the system.

I did not mean to talk shit on you, throw you under the bus and steal your belongings and have sex with your girlfriend. It was not me, it was the nature of the twack!

nature of the twack by annoyedbypeople April 26, 2014

Lady and the Tramping 

Eating String cheese out of your Girlfriends Pussy

You: Hey mom me and Barbra lady and the tramped it last night!

Mom: You ate string cheese out of her pussy. I knew i raised you right me and your father do that all the time.

You: love you mom you better not of forgot to pack my lunch this morning you stinky fucking cunt. <3. I love lady and the tramping my girlfriend

Lady and the Tramping by MoStDef June 17, 2015

Back on the tools

Returning to being single after a small amount of time in a relationship. Returned to having to rely on masturbation for relief again.

Bob's bird gave him the push last week. Poor sod is back on the tools again - his right arm is like an engine piston.

Back on the tools by reginald molehusband October 20, 2016

posted in the trenches 

just chillin

“hey bro wyd?” “nothin just posted in the trenches”

posted in the trenches by nedyah.com October 10, 2017