Cajun Two-Step

When you douse your fingers in hot sauce and insert them into a woman's vagina.

“I hooked up with a girl last night, but she wasn’t ready for the cajun two-step.”

by Certified_Rickass December 13, 2025

Two Ton Toddler’s

Two grown adult “social media influencers” who still act like toddlers, and collectively they weigh 2 tons.

“The Two Ton Toddler’s have no idea what it really means to be an adult”

by LowStuff5019 May 26, 2024

Two scoops for the price of one

When you flip a man’s(or woman if you ready for sexual harassment charges) titties with both hands at once

Oh my! Two scoops for the price of one!

by Slappdat October 4, 2017

Two Salty Broads

A podcast that follows two friends who don't know what they're doing, but they know a little bit about a lot and have a lot of opinions to back it up.

Joined by Dan the Sound Guy (see: punching bag), they discuss topics such as buttholes, videos that tried to ruin their lives, and smut.

I love to listen to Two Salty Broads for their tasty salty surprises.

by NotTwoSaltyBroads July 31, 2022

Two toned flat nose gorilla

This is a magical gorilla that got his nose punched off.he drinks bleach and is obese.he shall be known as juan Jose Batista

Go get that two toned flat nose gorilla out of here

by Stevenbando July 16, 2023