Red Burrito Bean Dip

When a woman dips her prolapsed vagina into a bowl of her own diarrhea.

After I gave birth, I used my Red Burrito Bean Dip with some chips and salsa.

by jerrydolittle December 20, 2025

Montreal Brown Bean Syrup

A Montreal Brown Bean Syrup is the action of shitting on a cock and smearing it and then getting your cock done the same. You then proceed to connect both tips at a 45 degrees angle so that each others dick are pointing straight at each others faces. After that you jerk the other person and time it exactly as to bust at the same time. The goal is to look like two brown beans (the cocks) are shooting syrup (cum) at themselves.

YOU: Hey mom! Arthur and I did a Montreal Brown Bean Syrup on your bed yesterday and i'd change the bedsheet if i were you since we got a little bit messy!

by Ricky On January 9, 2026

go face down on a bean bag

when you have a lot of feelings that need to be released

After watching yoongi hip thrusting videos I like to go face down on a bean bag

by belcher.tina November 18, 2019

go face down on a bean bag

flicking the bean

after watching y****gi hip thrusting videos i go face down on a bean bag in my room alone

by belcher.tina November 18, 2019

johnathan dick small like a bean

Has no friends a lonely person has a tiny ass dick likes kaylin shuck

Example johnathan dick small like a bean

by Pussy fag April 7, 2022

Mr. Bean

His hobbies are eating babies, twerking, and selling illegal beans

Baby: *cries*
Mr. Bean: Yum!!

by SpiderGamer_17 November 5, 2019

Mr. Bean

The guy from the Mr. Bean movies.

Mr. Bean just pulled out two automatic pistols that looked like movie props and started shooting at him, that actually wasn't funny.

by The Original Agahnim May 27, 2021