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Two

The number of sentences between me and a billion dollars
Hym "Isn't it sad that two sentences of my thought are worth more money than 99.9% of people will ever make in their entire lives? And that's the sad truth... Life isn't hard. Its just convoluted... "

Cain "And I dont have to let you be better than me..."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2022
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Goody two shoes

Bland, cowardly boring people with no personality who go out of their ways to constantly "do the good thing". They'd rather have both of their legs cut off then being offensive or critical of anyone or anything. Very boring, patronizing and dead inside people you should stay clear away from. Real life isn't good or bad, it rests somewhere in between. Anyone who's trying to convince you he is utterly good (or evil for that matter) is a lying POS.
Jack is such a goody two shoes useless pile of jello that he finds anything other then disney movies are immoral and offensive. Fuck Jack, he's not coming on that road trip with us.
by Spyan July 29, 2022
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two pete

The act of allowing two men to take turns slapping you in the face with their shaven ballsacks.
" Your looking alert ", "Why thank you I had a two pete last night !"
by T-Roy Tickle July 29, 2022
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two

two is a number
by two_number_fan July 30, 2022
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Two

funni number haha two 2222222 222 22
222222222222222222 two two 22 number two
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two fingers up

In Britain, if the palm is turned inward it means ’fuck you.’
Some little ginger cunt bitched about me on delivery yesterday so I didn't hesitate to give her two fingers up.
by Chalga database July 30, 2022
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Two Salty Broads

A podcast that follows two friends who don't know what they're doing, but they know a little bit about a lot and have a lot of opinions to back it up.

Joined by Dan the Sound Guy (see: punching bag), they discuss topics such as buttholes, videos that tried to ruin their lives, and smut.
I love to listen to Two Salty Broads for their tasty salty surprises.
by NotTwoSaltyBroads July 31, 2022
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