Whistling up a pig’s ass 

This expression was originally by Rednecks in the USA, but achieved wider recognition and usage due to combined operations between the US Army and British troops. It is used to describe something that is totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something you do not wish to do. By extension it can also be used to mean a person who is a waste of time and resources, someone with whom you do not wish to associate, that the world would be better off without and who is one of nature’s biggest mistakes, in short a complete and total Malcolm.

Malcolm has just fucked the system again, that waster is no more use than whistling up a pig’s ass.

Whistling up a pig’s ass by AKACroatalin March 13, 2019

Pandy E's

Like how McDonald's is sometimes referred to as Mickey D's, but applied to Panda Express.

Hey bro let's hit up the Pandy E's for authentic Chinese some food. I heard the Beijing beef is fresh from Beijing.

Pandy E's by ShwneZhao October 20, 2022

Opinions are like assholes everybody's got one 

It mean that everybody has an opinion but it doesn't mean its right .

I'm not listening to ya'lls argument , Opinions are like assholes everybody's got one !

Opinions are like assholes everybody's got one by dragonboy8586 June 30, 2020

N.A.P.W.I.S.S 

Nitpicks

Are

Problems

When

I

Say

So

A term coined by a Youtuber named Bricky, formed in reference to the ludonarrative and disheveled parts of the Uncharted game series and its story. It is an acronym used to refer to nonsensical moments of a form of media that an audience knowingly and willfully ignores, perhaps out of enjoyment of the media, or simply not giving a shit.

See also: suspension of disbelief

Oh wtf?! That makes no sense!

Oh well. N.A.P.W.I.S.S.

N.A.P.W.I.S.S by nobody-773 June 23, 2022

Damn that's crazy 

A phrase you say when your on the phone or in person and not paying attention to anything so you throw in "damn that's crazy" every once in a while to make it seem like your listening.

Girl: So (long story about a bitch at work that the girl hates)
Guy: damn that's crazy
Girl: I knoww rightt

Damn that's crazy by LitosWayy December 13, 2010

Buddha's Feast 

A massive shit.

I had to drop a mad Buddha's Feast after eating that veggie chicken sammich.

Buddha's Feast by OZ616 May 13, 2010

Schrödinger's feminism

Schrödinger's feminism: a woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most.

A sandwich? I am tired of your sexism! I am a strong and epowered women.

*WW3 starts*
Hey honey, which beer do you want with the sanwich?
.... Here it is, the Schrödinger's feminism.

Schrödinger's feminism by daarksideYT May 10, 2022