face muffler

when a girl with a fat ass bends her bootie over and farts hot butt smoke into yo mouth

bruh your breath stanks..

ya mate, this kim k looking bitch from last night gave me a face muffler

by ripperMag00s September 30, 2018

octopus to the face

A very bizarre and very nasty surprise.

Waking up and realizing Donald Trump had just been elected President was a real octopus to the face.

by Elemenopy Queuarestes October 3, 2018

Velcro faces

When two men refrain from shaving for 3-5 days (depending on the hairy manliness of each person) and give each other butterfly kisses with their stubble.

Yeah he has a wife, but can she play velcro faces with him?

by PlayOnPlaya May 17, 2018

face photo

Code word for nudes

Yo send me same face photos

by Ghibgub May 21, 2018

face biscuit

The physical act of defecating on another persons face.

There was a terrible misunderstanding when my granny asked for a face biscuit with her cup of tea.

by Howardbrown July 22, 2019

Diarrhea-Faced

When your so shitfaced that you start having the runs

Yo look at that dude on the toilet , he’s so diarrhea-faced

by SynysterZV April 15, 2019

Dummy Face

A very hot face a chick makes when she is getting absolutely pounded.

Belle Delphine makes a dummy face in all her posts.

by bigbenile December 4, 2019