lobster kiss

When you and your girl are kissing and you pinch each other's butts

Hey wanna lobster kiss?
Ew no

by Kford123 June 20, 2017

KISS

An acronym which means "Keep it simple, stupid!"

This document is too complicated, KISS!!!!

I am so confused so I am going to need you to KISS!

by LingDanc803 February 23, 2023

Kiss

When two partners misuse their food holes by mashing them together for inexplicable arousal. It's not for that. Just think of all the bacteria and foreign DNA being transferred through those tongues if you really get into it.

Jane and Joe: *intense, forceful kissing*
Bob: stop. stop transferring saliva. stop misusing your food holes... you know, the ones you shove pizza and hot wings into. quit your sickening oral arousal affair and go touch grass.

by Rhombicosidodecahedron July 29, 2023

National kiss your tall friend day

I know what we should do we should kiss our tall friends day especially cause there hot.

“Let’s kiss our tall friends day”

A: look it’s B
C: so what

A: kisses B

C: why’d you do that

A: it’s National kiss your tall friend day

by Willllllywobker September 2, 2022

Vampire Kiss

It's like a French kiss, but where the sun don't shine.

When he said he wanted to give me a vampire kiss, I expected fangs, instead I got my asshole cleaned out.

by RedneckViking September 28, 2021

Chefs kiss

When a man is being sensually fellated by his woman, and he finishes in her mouth with a dice rolling hand motion, then brings his fingers to his mouth like an Italian chef and kisses.
Feel free to say bon apetit, bon apetito, apreveche, or a similar version meaning enjoy your meal...

I gave her the good ol "chefs kiss" and she enjoyed her meal

by ChefsKiss<3 April 2, 2025

african kiss

kissing someone on the face aggressively, almost as if you are “eating their face off”.

UGHH i love them so much i feel like giving them an african kiss

by johnnyyyyboyyyy May 26, 2021