blow job 

basically sucking a guys dick,
best way is to swirl your tongue around it, and go in and out, some people give handjobs at the same time.

my boyfriend was really horny last week,
and he didn't have any condums so i gave him a blow job :)

blow job by <3 babe alert <3 ; ox March 10, 2009

Obama job 

The act of a womans vagina being opened beyond its original dimension by a particularly large african american penis.

Did you vote? yes I picked the black one hopefully he'll give me an Obama job

Obama job by Sexy Beast002 July 3, 2010

italian job 

when you jerk someone off using e.v.o.o. (extra-virgin olive oil)

Dude, I love dating a chef; this chick made me a kick-ass salad and then gave me the best italian job ever!!

italian job by babymammadramacomma December 14, 2008

cron job 

Sticking an ear of corn into a sexual orifice beginning with the broad rather than the tapered end of the corn.

"That girl has been walking funny for days, she must been given a double cron job."
"Hey, can you setup a cron job for me. I need it to happen twice a day from now on."

cron job by Jacksinn October 17, 2007

Surgical Brain Job 

The sexual act of taking someone's eye out with a spoon, or any sort of instrument, and then having sex with the eye socket, until you ejaculate onto the brain.

"Did you check the doctor I recommended out?"
"Are you kidding? He looks like the kind that would give me a Surgical Brain Job as soon was I was asleep."

Surgical Brain Job by Nathan Pickles March 27, 2008

rim job 

When you get stuck in a shitty cabin on the south rim of the Grand Canyon.

The hotel at the Grand Canyon was full, so they gave us a rim job.

rim job by fluffer February 25, 2005

Ghost Job 

The act or attempt of masturbation to the point of a successful ejaculation while in presence of at least three oblivious persons.

Oh man, I thought we were just playing video games last night, but Frank just told me he pulled off a Ghost Job under the blankets.

Ghost Job by Travis Henry September 26, 2008