Resemblance Nut Block

When you're about to nut but the model in the porn you jerking off reminds you of someone so you stop.
Male 1: Dude i was fapping to Piper Perri but she reminds me of Samantha so i switch to another chick
Male 2: So Samantha resemblance nut block you?
Male 1: pretty much
by Zcphus June 29, 2018
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Golden Nuts Syndrome

A characterological pattern which includes the mistaken belief that one’s own gonads are invaluable and should practically be worshipped.
He was just another sad casualty of Golden Nuts Syndrome, one of the many wealthy narcissists whose mistaken impression caused him to be the 12th victim of a female serial killer just trying to clean up the dating pool.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2021
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pre nut clarity

Pre nut clarity is when a male experiences post nut clarity before the jerking session.
Josh: Dude did you jack off?
Brian: No dude. Pre nut clarity hit me. I couldn't even start.
by Inga68969 November 18, 2020
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step on my nuts

When someone makes an aggressive move to take away your volition or control in an effort to make you feel powerless and weak.
Hey man, step on my nuts again and you will definitely wish you hadn’t.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2019
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Sack Ya Nuts

Sack Ya Nuts refers to the failure of a task, this is commonly used when someone gets killed in a clutch situation when its a 1v5, there are different variations for this depending on if the failure happened in the past or present or if it happened to you or another person.
Man I was in duos for Black ops 4 blackout and my teammate sacked his nuts.

My mates such a bloody wanker he bought a PS4 instead of a PC I knew he would sack his nuts.

Oi mate you got a assessment due soon you better not sack ya nuts.

Damn bro I was on a 500 combo on love live school idol festival but then I sacked my bloody nuts and missed a note.
by MR_POPO_NUT September 13, 2018
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No Nut November Pass

A physical or nonphysical ticket which allows the holder to skip No Nut November entirely.
The only way to obtain this ticket is to not ejaculate in the entirety of any other month.

you cannot obtain one in November.
Person 1 : hey, you participating in No Nut November?
Person 2 : nah, I didn't nut a single time during April. I have a No Nut November Pass.
by muggingfrenchturtle November 20, 2020
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Mongolian Nut Combuster

A sexual encounter involving 3 males. One fully naked man is standing with his scrotum dangling and his legs spread wide. The two others are wearing full Mongolian native tribal gear standing 10 yards away from the man. One is facing his front, and the other is facing his behind. They begin chanting, and when the chanting reaches a climax, they both charge head first and torpedo dive into male 1's nutsack causing a full explosion, Then males 2 and 3 use the blood and mutilated testicles to masturbate.
I cant believe i just gave my grandfather a Mongolian Nut Combuster!
by Dogfood11 April 05, 2017
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