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Pair of Tits

A hot bimbo who's only defining quality is her big tits. Total boner machine, but is only worth a good pounding before moving on
Guy 1: Damn. Look at that babe and her massive tits!
Guy 2: Trixie? She is more than just a pair of tits. She is a MD by the way.
Guy 1: Only thing she is a doctor of is sucking cock! I am going to go take her outback and have her suck me off behind the dumpster
by chorizogordo April 5, 2024
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Timber tits

An exceptionally large, tittyfuckable pair of tits that magnificent to gaze at.
You see that chick over there, she has timber tits.
by Radman1020 May 11, 2016
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Tinsel Tits

KAMEN SYNESAEL
wanna get played

Date tinsel tits
by beechballs180 November 27, 2019
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Tit harvest machine

The device that sucks the pregnant woman's titties bone dry. The most useful device on any Amazon baby registry.
Janine's titties were deflated after using the tit harvest machine. Her nipples were soft after a successful tit harvest.
by Rock your rockhard January 6, 2022
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Hairy Tits

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, hairy nips, nairy dips, dairy hips, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Tits:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
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Tit for tit

Equivalent to tit for tat; what the hell is a tat? Same meaning as an eye for an eye
Oh, I owe you? So, this is tit for tit then huh?”
by Cmarie8478 January 3, 2023
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Sparkle Tits

The act of putting pegs on your nipples, often posted on various social media platforms such as X/Twitter.

Usually clothes pegs made from eco friendly wood.
Dave: "Did you get any last night?"

Graham: "No but I did see some Sparkle Tits on twitter"
by PegsForNips June 3, 2024
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