Militant Shopper

A person who buys groceries based exclusively on their country of origin.

Overheard on the train:

Guy: I only ever buy 'Australian' Oranges and always check cookies packaging.

Girl: Wow, I'm never that careful, there are so many traps.

Guy: Yeah, I'm a "Militant Shopper" like that.

by Maxwell Drive March 26, 2011

grudge shopping

Shopping when you are mad at your man and want to get back at him. Spending his money when you're mad.

My man ticked me off so I went and did some serious grudge shopping to get back at him. He will think twice before doing it again.

by grudgemomma May 22, 2011

bottle shopper

A bag you take when you are shopping for wine.

I plan to buy a lot...better bring the bottle shopper.

by Trucker49 November 12, 2011

Still Shopping Saturday

The Saturday after Black Friday

I missed all the sales on Black Friday but, I am hoping to get some good deals on Still Shopping Saturday.

by Paty'sMommy November 16, 2011

Corpse Shopping

The act of visiting the supermarket for "provisions" of the rigor-mortis variety. Useful when it comes to mothers day, for the blood which tends to congeal delicately and superfluously around the anal membrane.
According to maritime law, the crossbow closet must be purged of air before the corpse shopping is begun by Little Moe with the gimpy leg.

Corpse shopping shall be done only with a crizal lens wedged between your tear duct and occipital lobe.

by The Phantom Patriot August 2, 2012

Computer Shopper Letters

Like "Penthouse Letters" for PC builds.

See this months Computer Shopper Letters?

NEEEEEEEEEERD BONER!

by devidos November 9, 2012

the sloppy motor

The act of which a very large women (300 lbs +)pours scalding hot sloppy joe mix down her sweaty butt crack and a man motor boats the hot anus for as long as he can take the heat.

I'm going to give you the sloppy motor until you scream for mercy!

by Billy's test ice sickle January 30, 2014