Brown-eye points

Bastardization of the term 'Brownie points'.

The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater.

Guy 1: My wife still won't let me try anal.

Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet.

by tbelphegor November 3, 2011

1,000,000 points

The highest reward for something (taken from points based video-games and Frank's hat in 30 Rock).

Person 1: "Did you get a raise or extra holiday days following your appraisal at work?"
Person 2 "Dude, I totally got both! 1,000,000 points."

by Toad 10-6 July 29, 2012

Earn brownie points without a hamper

For someone else to think that you've done something nice without actually doing it

Alex really liked the comment. It was a good way to earn brownie points without a hamper.

by Aööoo April 22, 2021

Paddy Wagon Points

A scoring system for how attractive one's physique is.

Damn that paddy wagon is fine as hell, I rate it 8 paddy wagon points

by Paddy Wagon Don't Play December 28, 2021

Loose to Three-Pointers

To do something perfectly and without errors, but have something very improbable ruin it

I finishied my project yesterday but when i was walking to school a crocodile ate it, that was like to fucking Loose to three-pointers shit

by Pantalones Hexagonales March 5, 2022

10,500 channel points

Used to cancel bullshit Weapons Drawn.

10,500 channel points

by quartz89_alt March 17, 2022

Arkansas laser pointer

The man is laying down, one leg up, pelvis thrusted, and the woman is just going crazy

Hubert, come over here and give me an arkansas laser pointer!

by Emohelelwhy March 29, 2022