man stoopid

adj. something so stupid, only a man (or boy) would do it. Act ofa stupidity need not by done by a man, but can be performed by any person regardless or gender or identification. An incredibly stupid act clearly performed without thought for safety or reasonable chance of success.

Christina was totally reckless in the way she cleared the plates form the barbell by tipping it back and forth until they all fell off. All the reps of bench press clearly led to her acting man stoopid.

by zookdoc April 20, 2018

Poontang man

A guy who sneaks around having sex with other men's wives and girlfriends while they're away.

Also the name of a song sung by American blues singer Shirley Brown

Hey, you need to talk to your son before he get himself killed trying to be the poontang man with Ray Ray's wife.

by Mackendeez March 4, 2018

ewan manning

He's a total cock with a tiny dick.

I wouldn't fuck a Ewan manning

by EmilyLucy February 19, 2017

hanukkah man

The brother of Santa clause, he delivers Presents to all the good Jewish boys and girls. He Drives a magic UPS truck and lives in Miami.

I left some locks and bagels out for the Hanukkah man.

by Serinice April 24, 2016

man-looked

When a male conducts a half assed attempt at searching for a missing object. Said object is usually in plain sight, and sometimes within a 10ft radius.

To look, but not really see.

Husband: "heyyyyy babe, have you seen my wallet?"
Wife: "did you look in the kitchen?"
Husband: "Yeah, I've searched EVERYWHERE. It's gone!"
Wife:*locates wallet in kitchen in 4.8647 seconds* "here honey, it was in the kitchen right next to the coffee pot. Admit it, you man-looked for this"

by Haddysmom June 7, 2016

man tassel

A decorative tassel, much like those on handles of bikes, that hangs from the penis of a man.

"Did you hear about the size of his dong?"
"Yeah, can you imagine a man tassel on that one?!"

by yikes™ May 28, 2016

Fat Man

An extremely full colostomy bag .. (after the Nagasaki Bomb)

My colostomy bag filled up so much last night, I woke up with the biggest Fat Man. If that thing exploded the shit would really hit the fan.

by justafleshwound2 January 22, 2018