acute dick

A woman's polite way of telling you that you're about as well-hung as a two-year-old. Synonyms: two-inch tickler and two-pump chump.

Jeez, you have acute dick.

by Kix May 3, 2004

Gym Dick

Refers to temporary penis shrinkage that occurs after a man finishes a long workout. Problem is typically magnified when cardio is added to the workout.

**In locker room** haha, what's up babydick! I guess you could call that a cock.

Fuck off man, I got gym dick.

by IIIEZ_ February 20, 2010

dick boogers

Noun. Similar to Dick Snot, it refers to clumpy, crusted semen or penile discharge.

"Dude, I have some mad dick boogers tonight. Should have worn a rubber."

by SweatyNuts May 2, 2006

Alien dick

Aka the anal probe, aka anal sex.

I alien dicked that bitch last night.

by Mi Yung January 21, 2009

dick dog

To take your testicals by the base, and pulling them up and around the shaft of your erect penis and inserting them both into one's mouth simulating feeding somone a hot dog.

Jordan was bored with conventional blow jobs so he fed that dumb bitch the dick dog.

by jody on the home front October 30, 2007

Dick Waffle

Fellatio, performed after butter and syrup are applied to the johnson.

Man, Lucy had such a dry mouth that I had to dress it up like a dick waffle.

by Ronnie Emersen August 4, 2007

drip dick

Yellow discharge secreting from ones penis more commonly known as the STD gonorrhea.

Also can used used to describe a person deserving of the title. A person described as a "drip dick" is someone whose importance in life is so small that they are a nuisance to society and life. A "drip dick" is someone that has so little to offer the world that they can only be described as the "yellow dischard from the worlds dick".

(1) We're calling you "drip dick" from now on because you are like an annoying infection that wont go away and when you do you just spread your disease to everyone that comes in contact with you.

by iapetus88 July 16, 2009