Dick Beads

Tiny beads attached to a string with an aproximate diameter range from 1 millimeter to 5 millimeters. Inserted into the male human erect penis.

Hey John, I got some dick beads; want to slide them up our dicks?

by Slavik Kukolov August 28, 2008

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Gym Dick

Refers to temporary penis shrinkage that occurs after a man finishes a long workout. Problem is typically magnified when cardio is added to the workout.

**In locker room** haha, what's up babydick! I guess you could call that a cock.

Fuck off man, I got gym dick.

by IIIEZ_ February 20, 2010

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Alien dick

Aka the anal probe, aka anal sex.

I alien dicked that bitch last night.

by Mi Yung January 21, 2009

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dick boogers

Noun. Similar to Dick Snot, it refers to clumpy, crusted semen or penile discharge.

"Dude, I have some mad dick boogers tonight. Should have worn a rubber."

by SweatyNuts May 2, 2006

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dick dog

To take your testicals by the base, and pulling them up and around the shaft of your erect penis and inserting them both into one's mouth simulating feeding somone a hot dog.

Jordan was bored with conventional blow jobs so he fed that dumb bitch the dick dog.

by jody on the home front October 30, 2007

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Yellow discharge secreting from ones penis more commonly known as the STD gonorrhea.

Also can used used to describe a person deserving of the title. A person described as a "drip dick" is someone whose importance in life is so small that they are a nuisance to society and life. A "drip dick" is someone that has so little to offer the world that they can only be described as the "yellow dischard from the worlds dick".

(1) We're calling you "drip dick" from now on because you are like an annoying infection that wont go away and when you do you just spread your disease to everyone that comes in contact with you.

by iapetus88 July 16, 2009

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