Mama ain’t raise no bih 

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Mama ain’t raise no bih by Mama bih March 30, 2021

aliven't 

When you want to do the opposite of living. simple as that.

I want to aliven't bc i'm grounded.

aliven't by ayzo February 20, 2022

Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe 

The process by which one loses all hope for a relationship with a female when the female in question not only friend-zones you, but also declares you to be “like a brother” to her.

Greg: I thought Sally really liked me so I made a move. Then she proceeded to say I was “like a brother”

Lionel: Man, that’s rough. Sorry bro, women suck!

Greg: I know she said she’s not interested, but should I hold out hope?

Lionel: Nah man, are you crazy?!! “Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe!”

Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe by Coffee rocks June 9, 2018

pen 15 all up in ya Sh!t

undoubtedly the coolest phrase ever created

period

no exceptions

Jason: Guess what.
Matt: What?
Jason: Pen 15 all up in ya Sh!t

pen 15 all up in ya Sh!t by thesheisse December 7, 2004

Ain't 

Country slang for when people feel that using isn't or won't is too proper

" It ain't going to be here until 5:00"

Ain't by grammar police (not) December 28, 2016

Im at the W but I can't meet you in the lobby 

it is a play on word. hes talking about racing for love. W for win lobby (L) for lose. he says he at the W so he has won and implying that he would consider the individual in the lobby a loss.

Im at the W but I can't meet you in the lobby

Im at the W but I can't meet you in the lobby by mike124442 December 9, 2009

If-Asked-Don't-Tell 

If-Asked-Don't-Tell - is a policy position reserved for the formerely-unbiased press of suddenly being "blind-deaf-and dumb" about any recognition of wrongdoing, unethical behavior, or corruption by any noteworthy liberal.

It especially applies to any politician that was ideologically (or even financially) supported by that same news media "opinion machine" - and relates to the "separation of press and state".

Q - "Did you hear about the Democrat Congressman who..?"

A - "Shhhh - we have an If-Asked-Don't-Tell policy and I can't comment on that - and I have a deadline for a Palin expose'.."

(Similar to the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy regarding sexual deviance - except that it applies to a deviation from ethics and good journalism - or both)

If-Asked-Don't-Tell by op_position November 12, 2010