slappingly

When things go as well as your thighs slapping a girl's ass cheeks.

Dinner went slappingly so I went home and fucked that bitch

slappingly by Freddi3 August 1, 2010

Slapnotized

a mental state in which one is subconsciously compliant with instructions, suggestions, and/or commands. Typically, the slapnotism is adminisered following an exhaustive effort to subdue an insubordinate individual who is unresponsive to conventional methods of agreeablity where reasoning, logic, and acceptable behavior cannot be achieved. Common techniques include the open-handed palm strike, the back-handed knuckle rap, and the slapper-cut; all of which are targeted towards cranial or facial pressure points in order to pulsate the slapnotist's objective message throughout the neurotransimitters in the subject's brain.

My old lady needed to get slapnotized when she started causing a fuss at the Wienerschnitzel before someone called the cops on us.

Slapnotized by Llenar13 August 16, 2011

slappermcdoodle 

When something tastes so good, it's phenomenal. Usually accompanied by an expression of amazement.

Hannah: How do you like your cauliflower wings?
Eli: These are slappermcdoodle!!

slappermcdoodle by snowmanolaf23 April 14, 2020

Turd Slapped 

The act of defiling an object or individual through the use of animal or human feces.

Usually utilized as an exclamation point to dealing with a particulary irritating co-worker or former boss.

Bob: "Andy returned his worksuits, but they smell like shit."

Boss: "Geez, they smell bad. This one has a long brown stain on it"

Bob: "Oh wow. I think Andy Turd Slapped you"

Turd Slapped by Sir Dumps the Boss January 26, 2007

Snickers slapper 

Someone who enjoys the act of punching or slapping a male in the nuts just for fun

wow that really hurt that guy is a true snickers slapper.

Snickers slapper by JayFonz August 25, 2009

Slapping the Sloth

Masturbating for an extended period of time with a slow, fluid motion of the entire arm, while using syrup (typically maple) as lubricant in order to ensure the process remains slow throughout climax. Proper technique stipulates motion beginning in the elbow, followed by the wrist and ending with a complete rotation of the shoulder. An instance of "slapping the sloth" or "sloth slapping" should never last under forty five minutes.

Tristan: Hey Jordan, tell Dyet that it's time for breakfast, I made pancakes

Jordan: I knocked on his door, he wont answer.

Tristan: The maple syrup is missing...

Jordan: That son of bitch. He is undoubtedly slapping the sloth again. Let's just eat without him or else we'll have to wait about an hour.

Slapping the Sloth by Tra Trone January 6, 2013

turkey slapped

to be slapped in ones face possibly other places with a males penis.

"i got turkey slapped"

turkey slapped by DoYlE McFoYlE August 28, 2005