has the best hair always and can pull off any outfit. the most ignorant and is the personification of idgaf. tallest guy in the room and ofc the chick magnet . has the thickest ass. hands are always busy setting his hair. very lovable but acts like a dick. a total tsundere. but really we'd all love to have sathvic with a 'c' in our lives.
by akashi0103 August 27, 2023
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Get the SATURAMAKKKAPAKKA mug.A psychological and social consequence of the generational culture divide and the introduction of the internet to youth, especially late Milennials/Gen Z, who conform to Satorian Ideals of nihilism, hopelessness, keen awareness, and a lethargic attitude to much of life's troubles. This has created a strange group of individuals who are totally alien from other generations, and who's motivations, personality, interests, and lifestyle are combinations and variations of infinite (often online factors) totally unseen in prior years. In simple terms, it is the extreme complexity of today's youth, and is what isolates them from their peers. In terms of personality, interests, and desire, they can be seen as "absurdist", or difficult to explain. In a sort-of faux mental-illness type way, where understanding what's going on in their head would take an entire wiki, and often a reason is lacking. It embraces the chaos of reality in the most nihilistic (and directionless) way possible.
tl;dr, the depressing autistic nihilistic absurdist way the Satori generation navigates reality.
tl;dr, the depressing autistic nihilistic absurdist way the Satori generation navigates reality.
by b4guette July 16, 2024
Get the Satorian Absurdism mug.Donald John Trump. The 45th president of The United States Of America. Singlehandedly divided America and basically created a cold Civil War between the democrats and republicans, corrupted the entirety of the right side, and further plans to ruin the USA's economy with project 2025.
He also runs his own cult of idiotic, brain dead soccer-moms and people who just generally kiss his orange ass. His followers are often reffered to as Trumpers.
He also runs his own cult of idiotic, brain dead soccer-moms and people who just generally kiss his orange ass. His followers are often reffered to as Trumpers.
Donald Trump is literally Satan
by all-hail-cthulhu July 25, 2024
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Get the Satire mug.an exclamation for when you’ve done something absolutely remarkable and just have to say something that would get you banned from television
“In other news, I finally found that bottle cap collection i’ve been looking for for months! SATCROSS!”
“You can’t say that on air. Cut the cameras.”
“You can’t say that on air. Cut the cameras.”
by 2ozSaltedGatorade July 29, 2024
Get the Satcross mug.Satanic panic is a phenomenon where angry old Christian conservatives (also see noncervatives) start clutching their pearls about anything totally harmless bring "evil" or spewing complete nonsense about how the devil is trying to "brainwash" people. Recently started facing a very noticeable resurgence around the time the 2024 Paris Olympics started, where drag queens performed in the opening ceremony (which due to being filmed for a live audience, was totally family friendly).
Naturally, these pissed off old people with no life have taken to standing around all day in the streets throughout many states, holding up signs telling people to more or less convert to Christianity or Catholicism. These 'protests' aren't always peaceful though, as a few instances reported these same people with signs crying Satanic panic, have resorted to attempting to more or less kidnap unattended children or outright trying to grab them from their parents, hinting at these conservatives' more naturally predatory instincts.
If you encounter an instance of Satanic panic, hide your kids and hide your wives/husbands/partners, but most importantly, remember to yell the word Nonce as loud as you can. That way, their Satanic panic will be cured in no time. Worst case scenario, call the authorities, kidnapping is against the law.
If you or someone you know is showing signs or has a history of Satanic panic, seek help today.
Naturally, these pissed off old people with no life have taken to standing around all day in the streets throughout many states, holding up signs telling people to more or less convert to Christianity or Catholicism. These 'protests' aren't always peaceful though, as a few instances reported these same people with signs crying Satanic panic, have resorted to attempting to more or less kidnap unattended children or outright trying to grab them from their parents, hinting at these conservatives' more naturally predatory instincts.
If you encounter an instance of Satanic panic, hide your kids and hide your wives/husbands/partners, but most importantly, remember to yell the word Nonce as loud as you can. That way, their Satanic panic will be cured in no time. Worst case scenario, call the authorities, kidnapping is against the law.
If you or someone you know is showing signs or has a history of Satanic panic, seek help today.
Susan: I heard Benjamin ended up on the register last week
Helen: Benjamin?? What did he do?
Susan: The Satanic panic got to him, I heard they found 3 girls dressed in white and tied up in his basement!
Helen: This is getting out of control, I hope he's getting the help he clearly needs
Helen: Benjamin?? What did he do?
Susan: The Satanic panic got to him, I heard they found 3 girls dressed in white and tied up in his basement!
Helen: This is getting out of control, I hope he's getting the help he clearly needs
by StopTheConsies August 2, 2024
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