water reset

When you drop your phone in the toilet or any other body of water

dude what happened to your phone? O yea man i just had to do a quick water reset.

by xMASTADONx January 1, 2012

D the water

Testing the temperature of water by sticking your dick in it

Friend 1: I don't have a thermometer, how am I going to measure the temperature of this water?
Friend 2: don't worry, I'll d the water for you

by Phlumpchewus cuboid February 11, 2020

Holy water

Pee of my lovely girl friend.

I feel my girl friend a sex goddes,who came from heaven.
I used to drink her pee firmly believes that it increases my longevity or make me immortal.
However,tha drink will certainly increases my libido.
I quench my thirst with her holy water.

by Bangaru May 15, 2021

Water

A delicious liquid

Person 1: DAMN THIS WATER IS GOOD!
Person 2: I KNOW RIGHT!

by CordaBlue April 23, 2020

Dog Water

Meaning your trash or garbage at something

Your dog water

by Manny1119 April 8, 2022

Water won't go clear

A phrase used with people that have anal sex and use enemas before their sexual activity. Once the enema or anal douche flushes out all waste the exit water "goes clear".

"Man, I want you to come over and pound this cake but the water won't go clear."

by dydock December 4, 2021

Jon Drinks Water

A wholesome channel of a wholesome man hydrating himself, entertaining thousands of viewers. He currently has almost 10000 videos of himself drinking water.

-Prepare yourself, a huge celebration is about to occur!
-I don't care
-Jon Drinks Water is about to hit 10000!
-WAIT WHAT

by JonDrinksWaterCommenter January 8, 2021