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Douchebag Sweep

When a sports team loses Game 1 of a playoff series but wins the next four. Usually gives the opponent a sense of hope (especially if Game 1 was an upset loss), but then they take them right back down to Earth, a “douchebag” move.
The 2001 NBA Finals started out by the 76ers getting a huge upset win in LA, but the Lakers completed the douchebag sweep by winning the next four, and thus the championship.
by JoL Anthunee May 22, 2021
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Deep Doucher

Someone who is often found posing in pictures in such a way that could be described as artsy, introspective, deep, or modelesque. This is often done in an attempt to show their "good side" or make themselves look more attractive than they really are. In most cases, deep douchers are found in pictures that are black and white, on the beach, or next to a picket fence. Deep douchers NEVER look at the camera. They ALWAYS look off in the distance as if they are looking ahead to the future. Obviously symbolism.
Rachel: Oh my gosh look at Cole he looks so hawt.
Samantha: He's not really that attractive, he's really just a deep doucher
by Mr. Weegles June 8, 2011
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Douchey von Doucheberg

1. Someone who flaunts their wealth in other’s faces. Usually this wealth isn’t earned but inherited.
2. Something you call someone who is rich that you have no reason to hate other then the fact that they are rich and you are not. The fact of the matter is that there is a strong possibility that they didn’t just inherit their money, they actually earned it. However you will never know because in your mind they are Douchey von Doucheberg.
Look at Douchey von Doucheberg over there with his argyle sweater vest and tennis racket. I think I’m going to go key his _______ (insert name of pricey car).
by YerMom3333 October 16, 2008
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Dochey

Unsatisfactory. As in crusty or scrubby.
Man look at that kid's shoes... they hella dochey.
by J-Mack the Chronic Sack June 13, 2011
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College Douchebaggery

An extreme form of douchebaggery found at the college level observable to older students.

Also know as the "hip" college crowed put through college on their parents dime.

Usually clad in jerseys, backward caps, or spiked hair.

Loud and generally act with no regard to their fellow students, as they have no other other reason for a higher education other then it being the "right" thing to do.
I'm tired of being surrounded by college douchebaggery all day long.
by jm396 April 28, 2010
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Fedora Douchebag Threshold Theorem

The sociological rule that one person wearing a fedora in a larger group may be stylistically unique, but two or more people wearing a fedora in a larger group renders every person in that group a douchebag.
Check it out - another fedora. What a douchebag.

No, wait - if it was just that one dude it might be cool, but two of his bros are wearing them too. According to the Fedora Douchebag Threshold Theorem, all five of them are douchebags.
by CreditToJoe August 19, 2010
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douchetard

An insulting term for someone who is simultaneously a "douche"
(i.e., an asshole, jerk, jackass) and a "retard." Expresses both unpleasantness of personality AND stupidity at once.
That asshole is too dumb to even come up with a coherent insult. What a douchetard.
by Mr. X April 4, 2005
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