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chocolate q-tip

Stick your finger up your wet, sharty bum, then put that finger in your girl's ear and wiggle it a bit
Wife was NOT happy when I gave her a chocolate q-tip last night.
by zer0t3ch September 11, 2016
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chocolate twilizer

Blowing someone after they completed anal sex with a robbed condom. Safety First!!
After Lem took a trip down the chocolate highway her gave her a chocolate twilizer . You know safety first.
by Creeper corner 700 October 5, 2016
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Chocolate Crow

The dookie that touches your finger tips when you wipe after taking a dump and the toilet paper tears.
As she wiped, her toilet paper gave way at her finger tips. She had just received a chocolate crow.
by Beestingz126 November 23, 2021
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Chocolate covered camel toe

When a woman or trans man poops themselves and the poop travels down the gooch and creeps into and on the surface of the vagina.
Oopsie I just got myself a chocolate covered camel toe
by P@ttycak3 September 22, 2023
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chocolate sock puppet

the act in partaking in anal sex with different socks as condoms, and afterwords turning off all the lights except for a lamp and putting on a puppet show for all your friends as a trophy.
next show starts in 20 minutes!!!

Whats it about?
its about a magical land ware Mr. chocolate sock puppet gets kidnapped and taken away from his family.
by lykaboss August 2, 2011
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chocolate makeover

When you smear poop on someone's eyelids, cheeks, and lips, so it looks like they're wearing chocolate colored makeup.
Aw man, Megus passed out last night after drinking too much and Razzle gave him a chocolate makeover.

There's nothing worse than waking up after a night of drinking with a full-face chocolate makeover.
by Shidface July 28, 2019
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Chocolate Cake

When you hold a lighter to your ass in an attempt to far and create a flamethrower but instead you spew diarrhetic shit all over your hand.
Mark: Hey, y'all wanna see something funny?

John: Fucking gross! Mark just baked a chocolate cake.
by Asstral Projection July 30, 2025
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