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red balling

used to describe drinking a red bull than jerking off and trying not to have your heart explode
Dude I just got done flogging the bishop and almost suffered a death from red balling
by woot4moo March 12, 2008
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turkey ball

A large turkey-neck-looking device that is spun round in multiple rotations and then let go directed at an offender. They are usually made from some sort of hard object tied into old pantyhose and are recommended for use in attempting to slap your little brother with for being obese.
"ah stop being fat or i'll slap ya with my turkey ball!"
by umbie March 21, 2004
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night balls

basically, night balls are blue balls that have been acquired by getting lap dances at a strip club all night.
dude, after getting 7 lap dances at the rhino last night i was cruisin home with a serious case of night balls.
by troyco December 31, 2008
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Wrecking Ball

The act of taping the Penis to the stomach. Than proceeding to swing your ball sack like a pendulum into another persons face.
Tea-bagging is for pussies, instead, destroy her face with a Wrecking Ball.
by therealfuckingchibi February 2, 2013
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Ball Wine

Rich, thick, fermented egg nog straight from the source (balls) takes some time to make but women love it!!
As i withdrew from her sopping Wound, my love figs tightened and i busted two full nuts of Ball Wine over her well shaven mound! mmmmm lovely!!!
by Big Al (woppa) January 14, 2008
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Balls deep

When ur having sex and ur so far in that the only thing stopping u from going further in is ur balls.
John was in balls deep, and he heard the unmistakeable sound of a fetus screaming. This is the day he realised his wife was pregnant
by the white one May 22, 2007
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Jack Ball

Describes a person of either sex who does nothing. Basically contributes absolutely nothing of redeeming quality to the world around them. The word and subsequent definition came about after witnessing a person installing a Jack in the box jack ball on their antenna and asking myself what the hell does that damn thing do? Nothing!
Hey there's Don V doing what he does best, acting like a Jack Ball just sitting there on his fat ass. I bet he took Jack Ball lessons from Cait.
by Pig Slapper June 7, 2007
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